No, NO!!!!!
This stuff is for real!
I was just looking outside in the river. This morning the water was at the bottom of the bluff. We had to climb up the ramp to get out of the marina (we live on a sail boat).
This afternoon, when we came home, the water was so high that it was almost over the bluff! When will it end!
(wait a moment, my wife pointed out that it was just the tide coming in...Never mind!) :D
LOL, sounds like you get rocked to sleep every night :-)