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Practice Opus Thread

Posted on 09/05/2015 8:33:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz

fhayek and I both noticed that the opuses that are being created lately, frankly, suck. We want to have this thread available so that people can practice their opuses, so when they finally leave Free Republic, they can do so with style.


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To: Jeff Head

I think OWK was one of the very first opii. Am I right?


61 posted on 09/05/2015 8:54:18 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: Lazamataz

Christ. Only 1% left on battery. Bookmark for la...


62 posted on 09/05/2015 8:54:38 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1

LOL. That is great. We have artists in our midst.


63 posted on 09/05/2015 8:55:04 PM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Lazamataz

Here-a’s my intry: I’fe-a beee peteeent veet Free-a Repoobleec. I’fe-a ifee efueeded beeeng drevn in by its prufuceteefe-a rhetureec. Boot I’fe-a feenelly hed inuoogh. Beffure-a I begeen telkeeng ebuoot speceeffics, let me-a joost menshun thet zeere-a’s a teeme-a tu keep seelent und a teeme-a tu speek. Zeere-a’s a teeme-a tu lufe-a und a teeme-a tu hete-a. Zeere-a’s a teeme-a fur ver und a teeme-a fur peece-a. Und, I meeentein, zeere-a’s a teeme-a tu shepe-a a vurld ooff deegnity und hermuny, a vurld ooff joosteece-a, suleederity, leeberty, und pruspereety. Oor, tu poot it less pueteecelly, ve-a moost essert oooorselfes es chempeeuns ooff freedum und keep oooor preeurities in check. Boot zee prublems veet Free-a Repoobleec’s stunces dun’t ind zeere-a. Bork Bork Bork! Free-a Repoobleec’s smeer tecteecs shuoold be-a lebeled leeke-a a peck ooff ceegerettes. I’m theenking ooff sumetheeng elung zee leenes ooff, “Verneeng: It hes beee determeened thet Free-a Repoobleec’s berbs ere-a intended tu soobject us tu zee sneppeesh yeppeeng ooff belleegerent lusers.” Pleese-a hoomur me-a fur a mument vheele-a I stete-a thet Free-a Repoobleec freqooently inseests thet sepereteesm is zee key tu vurld peece-a. Thees leee-a ooff its cunnut stund zee leeght ooff dey, und a foo meenootes’ refflecshun veell sooffffeece-a tu shoo hoo utterly myupeec a leee-a it is. Nunezeeless, I em mure-a thun merely soorpreesed by its veellingness tu feeulete-a zee beseec tenets ooff juoorneleesm und schulersheep. I’m shucked, shucked. Und, es iff thet veree’t inuoogh, Free-a Repoobleec veell nut be-a pooneeshed fur its unger. Free-a Repoobleec veell be-a pooneeshed by its unger. Zeere-a’s elsu zee pusseebility thet it mey be-a pooneeshed fur sooburdeeneting ell spheres ooff suceeety tu un ideulugeecel feesiun ooff oorguneec cummooneety, boot I em tured ooff heereeng oor reedeeng thet treebelism is a feeeble-a und feetel oobjecteefe-a fur oooor neshun’s idooceshunel insteetooshuns. Yuoo knoo thet thet is seemply nut trooe-a. Bork Bork Bork! Free-a Repoobleec’s juneesseries ere-a a boonch ooff druuleeng seempletuns vhu prustete-a zeemselfes beffure-a zeeur belufed Free-a Repoobleec. I knoo becoose-a I hefe-a ixpereeenced thet persunelly. I reeleeze-a thet Steleenism is a tremenduoos prublem in oooor suceeety, boot dues it cunstuntly hefe-a tu be-a throon in oooor feces? Tu esk thet qooesshun unuzeer vey, du spleenffool hoocksters leeke-a Free-a Repoobleec’s secret egents ectooelly hefe-a leefes, oor du zeey ixeest sulely tu cuntrul yuoor bunk eccuoont, yuoor impluyment, yuoor persunel seffety, und yuoor meend? It’s qooesshuns leeke-a thet thet unmeestekebly get peuple-a theenking ebuoot hoo Free-a Repoobleec cleeems tu hefe-a sulooshuns tu ell ooff oooor prublems. Usooelly, thuoogh, zeese-a sooppused sulooshuns reede-a oon zee becks ooff peuple-a vhu ere-a puur, pooerless, oor vhu dun’t hefe-a zee cluoot tu loonch un ell-oooot ideulugeecel etteck egeeenst zee furces ooff fuyeooreesm. It’s zeese-a types ooff “sulooshuns”, zeereffure-a, thet demunstrete-a hoo geefee a chueece-a ooff hefeeng Free-a Repoobleec teer doon iferytheeng thet cun pusseebly be-a regerded es a sooppurt ooff cooltoorel ilefeshun oor hefeeng my beecoospids ixtrected suns Nufuceeene-a, I vuoold imbrece-a zee pleeers, poorchese-a sume-a Puleedent Perteeels, und cell it a dey. Bork Bork Bork! Free-a Repoobleec’s untee-intellectooeleesm suceeety hes its oovn, petty slugun. Thet slugun is, “Pelleeete-a und ixcoose-a zee etruceeties ooff Free-a Repoobleec’s secret puleece-a”. Vhet thees slugun lecks in veet, it mekes up fur in its ebeelity tu soobject us tu un intense-a berrege-a ooff meesinffurmeshun, decepshun, und heeddee prupegunda. Free-a Repoobleec’s cepeelutedes shere-a a noomber ooff cherectereestics. Zeey use-a psychulugeecel tuuls tu treeck us intu dueeng vhetefer Free-a Repoobleec reqooures ooff us. Zeey perfert zee cuoorse-a ooff joosteece-a. Und zeey use-a ifery cunceeefeble-a furm ooff deeplumecy, decepshun, pressoore-a, cuerceeun, breebery, treesun, und terrur tu leefe-a beheend a legecy ooff perpetooel indebtedness in defelupeeng cuoontreees. Poot tugezeer, zeese-a cherectereestics imply thet Free-a Repoobleec beleeefes thet it hes a “speceeel” perspecteefe-a oon refeesiunism thet cerreees veet it a “speceeel” reeght tu cunseegn oooor tredeeshunel felooes tu zee roobbeesh heep ooff ixclooseeunism. Zee reel demege-a thet thees beleeeff cooses ectooelly hes nutheeng tu du veet zee beleeeff itselff boot veet psychulugy, hoomun netoore-a, und zee skeellffool psychulugeecel muneepooleshun ooff thet netoore-a by Free-a Repoobleec und its inerteecoolete-a groonts. Bork Bork Bork! Vhy is Free-a Repoobleec croosheeng neshunel und spureetooel felooes oooot ooff ixeestence-a und soobsteetooting zee melepert und resh mecheenery ooff cullebureshuneesm? It seys it’s dueeng it fur sume-a vurthy coose-a. In reeleety, Free-a Repoobleec is dueeng it becoose-a releteefe-a tu joost a foo yeers egu, selff-peetying psychupeths ere-a neerly tee teemes es leekely tu beleeefe-a thet it is a chempeeun ooff leeberty und indeefidooel ixpresseeun. Thees is neeezeer a cueencidence-a nur seemply a seegn ooff zee teemes. Rezeer, it refflects a supheesticeted, psychulugeecel verffere-a prugrem deseegned by Free-a Repoobleec tu use-a oorguneezed feeulence-a tu sooppress ooppuseeshun. Bork Bork Bork! Iff it vere-a up tu me-a, I vuoold creete-a a puleeticel etmusphere-a in vheech zee zeru-soom mudel ooff gruoop cumpeteeshun geefes vey tu cueleeshuns emung gruoops su thet zeey cun vurk tugezeer tu esk zee tuoogh qooesshuns und nut shy evey frum zee tuoogh unsvers. Et a meenimoom, I vuoold leeke-a tu see-a mure-a peuple-a ecknooledge-a thet vhet Free-a Repoobleec is dueeng is nut un innucent, recreeshunel surt ooff theeng. It is a creeminel ecteefity; it is un immurel ecteefity; it is a suceeelly destroocteefe-a ecteefity; und it is a pruffuoondly peegheeded ecteefity. Free-a Repoobleec cunstuntly inseests thet its cuntreefunces prefent smellpux. Boot it cuntredeects itselff vhee it seys thet it knoos zee “reeght” vey tu reed Pletu, Meeemunides, und Mecheeefelli. Bork Bork Bork! Free-a Repoobleec mey hefe-a zee reeght tu bleckleest its cumpeteeturs es terrureest sympetheezers oor treeeturs. It mey hefe-a zee reeght tu peeent peectoores ooff deesrespectffool vurlds inhebeeted by chulereec, seeck-meended upsterts. Boot Free-a Repoobleec crusses zee leene-a vhee it uses its boolly poolpeet tu stund in zee vey ooff prugress. Free-a Repoobleec sumeteemes poots itselff in cherge-a ooff noombeeng zee poobleec tu zee cunneebelism und injoosteece-a in meeenstreem puleetics. Et oozeer teemes, oone-a ooff its ipeegunes is depooted fur zee jub. In ieezeer cese-a, Free-a Repoobleec ixpects peuple-a tu boo und screpe-a beffure-a it. Be-a peteeent; I vun’t esk yuoo tu teke-a thet oon feeet. Rezeer, I’ll prufeede-a irreffregeble-a pruuff thet it hes beee seeed thet Free-a Repoobleec’s deeetribes ere-a hoortffool und heteffool und shuoold nut be-a tulereted et uny insteetooshun sooppusedly dedeeceted tu zee free-a ixchunge-a ooff idees. I, in toorn, inseest thet must members ooff oooor qooeeck-feex, sooger-roosh, ettenshun-deffeecit suceeety ere-a tuu impeteeent tu reeleeze-a zee impurtunce-a ooff indeeng Free-a Repoobleec’s cuntrul oofer zee meends und suools ooff cuoontless peuple-a. I veesh oonly thet a foo mure-a peuple-a cuoold see-a thet I cuntend thet zeere-a ere-a in fect muny peuple-a vhu pussess zee intelleegence-a, veesdum, telent, und ebeelity tu furce-a Free-a Repoobleec intu deserfed bunkrooptcy. My guel is tu lucete-a thuse-a peuple-a und incuoorege-a zeem tu help me-a refeel zee troot ebuoot Free-a Repoobleec’s meessifes. Bork Bork Bork! I use-a sooch lungooege-a poorpuseffoolly—und sumoohet serduneecelly—tu illoostrete-a hoo zee cunteenooing meesoonderstundings thet sume-a termegunt, fexeteeuoos rescels seem tu hefe-a merely underscure-a thees pueent. Vell, thet’s getteeng evey frum my meeen tupeec, vheech is thet it seems tu be-a infulfed in a noomber ooff illegel oor burderleene-a-illegel ecteefities. Fur Free-a Repoobleec und its hebeetoo&iecoote-a;s, tex ifeseeun und feenunciel cheecunery ere-a scercely ooootseede-a zee nurm. Ifee feenunciel frood und theeefery seem tu be-a ookey. Vhet’s next? Neeeling peuple-a tu trees? I cun sey oonly thet Free-a Repoobleec is zee type-a ooff oorguneezeshun thet toorns up its nuse-a et peuple-a leeke-a yuoo und me-a. I gooess thet’s becoose-a ve-a hefee’t zee feeentest nushun ebuoot zee theengs thet reelly metter sooch es vhy it vuoold be-a guud fur it tu breeng ugleeness und nesteeness intu oooor leefes. Bork Bork Bork! I cleeem thet Free-a Repoobleec veell indeespootebly meke-a peuple-a veek und dependent suuner oor leter. I bese-a thees cunffeedent predeecshun oon, emung oozeer theengs, zee fect thet iff I thuooght thet its heestriunics hed ifee a snoobell’s chunce-a in Hell ooff dueeng unytheeng guud fur unyune-a, zeen I vuooldn’t be-a su creeticel. Es zeey stund, hooefer, I cun cuncloode-a oonly thet it is trooly nut zee intenshun ooff Heefee tu let Free-a Repoobleec cunfeence-a meesinffurmed, predeceuoos psycheecs thet zeere-a is ebsulootely nutheeng zeey cun du tu better zeeur lut in leeffe-a beseedes jueening it. Nu juke-a. Becoose-a ve-a cunteenooe-a tu shere-a a cummun, elbeeet eboosed, etmusphereec infelupe-a, ve-a moost seek leeberty, iqooeleety, und freterneety. Oooor cheeldree depend oon thet. By its oovn edmeessiun, Free-a Repoobleec is furmly cunfeenced thet it’s a vunderffool, chereeteble-a oorguneezeshun. Its beleeeff is cuntruferted, hooefer, by zee veeeght ooff zee ifeedence-a indeeceting thet Free-a Repoobleec ergooes thet it dues zee theengs it dues “fur zee cheeldree”. I veesh I cuoold sooggest sume-a incuntruferteeble-a cheeen ooff epudeectic reesuneeng thet vuoold oofercume-a thees ergooment, boot zee best I cun du is zee fullooeeng: Suceeety moost suun deceede-a ieezeer tu chempeeun zee furce-a ooff guudness egeeenst zee greed ooff oobnuxeeuoos, mooteenuoos suuks oor ilse-a tu let Free-a Repoobleec plece-a stoombleeng blucks in frunt ooff thuse-a ooff us vhu seek felooe-a und foolffeelment in oooor persunel und pruffesseeunel leefes. Zee deceesiun is oone-a ooff leeffe-a oor deet, peeceffool ixeestence-a oor perpetooel suceeel fefer. I cun hupe-a oonly thet thuse-a in cherge-a reeleeze-a thet Free-a Repoobleec cleeems thet its fentoores veell uneeferselly beneffeet ell munkeend. In reeleety, its fentoores veell beneffeet oonly thuse-a incunteenent deengbets vhu preech feer und ignurunce-a. Es I leeke-a tu sey, yuoo cunnut leenk erms under a uneeferselist bunner vhee yuoo cun’t feend yuoor oovn neme-a oon it. By thet I meun thet Free-a Repoobleec vuoold hefe-a yuoo beleeefe-a thet freedum moost be-a ebuleeshed in oorder fur peuple-a tu be-a mure-a secoore-a und cumffurteble-a. I hefe-a elreedy, fur zee present et leest, sooffffeeciently unsvered zee cleemetic pert ooff thees prupuseeshun und hefe-a oonly tu edd thet Free-a Repoobleec shuoold stup bumberdeeng us veet its puleeticelly incurrect gleeekery. In thees cuntext, zee ooppuseete-a ooff puleeticel incurrectness is nut puleeticel currectness boot rezeer un oobjecteefe-a qooest fur knooledge-a. Es ve-a ell knoo, must immurel, vurthless dveebs leck uny knooledge-a ebuoot hoo knooledge-a und veesdum ere-a Free-a Repoobleec’s inemeees. It understunds thet by leemiting idooceshun und inleeghtenment, it cun fuul mure-a peuple-a intu beleeefing thet it ects in zee neme-a ooff iqooeleety und suceeel joosteece-a. Sedly, thuse-a veet zee leest idooceshun ere-a thuse-a vhu vuoold beneffeet must frum zee knooledge-a thet ifery teeme-a Free-a Repoobleec utters oor vreetes a stetement thet sooppurts scepegueteesm—ifee indurectly—it sends a messege-a thet cherecter defelupment is nut a metter ooff “strengt thruoogh edferseety” boot rezeer, “inteetlement thruoogh feectimizeshun”. I feel thet ve-a moostn’t let it meke-a sooch stetements, pertly becoose-a it vunts tu trunsffurm suceeety’s mures su thet it is cunseedered eccepteble-a behefeeur tu spuun-feed us its pebooloom, boot preemerily becoose-a it is elveys tryeeng tu vurm its vey intu iferytheeng. Thees is nut a metter ooff percepshun boot ooff cuncrete-a, metereeel reeleety. Bork Bork Bork! Free-a Repoobleec seems tu hefe-a nu truooble-a sveet-telkeeng smell-meended Sfengelees intu helpeeng it scetter ebuoot in pruffooseeun un eboondunce-a ooff pru-Free-a Repoobleec beleeeffs (es I vuoold certeeenly nut cell zeem lugeecelly reesuned ergooments). Thet’s sumetheeng yuoo vun’t feend in yuoor lucel noospeper becoose-a it’s zee noos thet joost duesn’t feet. Tu deny thees is tu deny sceeence-a, let elune-a zee ifeedence-a ooff oone-a’s oovn pooers ooff oobserfeshun. Noo thet’s a strung cunclooseeun tu drev joost frum zee ifeedence-a I’fe-a presented in thees letter su let me-a curruburete-a it by seyeeng thet it’s in Free-a Repoobleec’s bluud tu meesdurect, deescredit, deesroopt, und oozeerveese-a neootreleeze-a its detrecturs. Geefee thet ve-a cunnut ebsulootely noolleeffy zee prudeegelity ooff netoore-a, try es herd es ve-a mey, I’m effreeed I hefe-a tu cuncloode-a thet Free-a Repoobleec cunseestently fells shurt ooff telleeng zee vhule-a stury oor ooff mekeeng a suleed pueent. Let me-a recep thet fur yuoo becoose-a it reelly is ixtreurdeenerily impurtunt: I hefe-a elveys beee un independent theenker. I’m nut infflooenced by pupooler trends, zee medeea, oor ifee su-celled undeespooted fects vhee perruted by oozeers. Meybe-a thet streek ooff independence-a is vhet furst inebled me-a tu see-a thet Free-a Repoobleec is dreefing me-a noots. I cun’t teke-a it unymure-a! I vuoold leeke-a tu cluse-a by seyeeng thet zee meeenstreem medeea hefe-a seeed nery a vurd ebuoot hoo zee luckstep ideulugeecel cunffurmeety ooff Free-a Repoobleec’s sycuphunts, vhu ere-a legeeun, und zeeur meendless perruteeng ooff Free-a Repoobleec’s beneeghted cleeches ebuoot unteedisesteblishmenteriunism hefe-a reeched a lefel ooff ebsoordeety herdly metched by uny heesturicel ixemple-a thet cumes tu meend. Bork Bork Bork!

Here’s mah’ entry, dig dis: I’ve been patient wid Free Republic. I’ve even avoided bein’ drawn in by its provocative rheto’ic. But I’ve finally had enough. Befo’e ah’ begin rapin’ about specifics, let me plum menshun dat dere’s some time t’keep silent and some time t’speak. Dere’s some time t’love and some time t’hate. What it is, Mama! Dere’s some time fo’ war and some time fo’ peace. What it is, Mama! And, ah’ maintain, dere’s some time t’shape some wo’ld uh dignity and harmony, some wo’ld uh justice, solidarity, liberty, and prospuh’ity. Slap mah fro! Or, t’put it less poetically, we must assert ourselves as champions uh freedom and keep our prio’ities in check. But da damn problems wid Free Republic’s stances don’t end dere. What it is, Mama! Free Republic’s smear tactics should be labeled likes some pack uh cigarettes. I’m dinkin’ uh sump’n along de lines of, “Warnin’: It gots’ta been determined dat Free Republic’s barbs are intended t’subject us t’de snappish yappin’ uh belligerent losers.” Please humo’ me fo’ some moment while ah’ state dat Free Republic frequently insists dat separatism be de key t’wo’ld peace. What it is, Mama! Dis honky jibe of its kinnot stand da damn light uh day, and some few minutes’ reflecshun gots’ta suffice t’show how utterly mah’opic some lie it is. Nonedeless, ah’ am mo’e dan merely surprised by its willin’ness t’violate da damn basic tenets uh journalism and scholarship. I’m shocked, shocked. And, as if dat wuzn’t enough, Free Republic gots’ta not be punished fo’ its anger. Ah be baaad... Free Republic gots’ta be punished by its anger. Ah be baaad... Dere’s also de possibility dat it may be punished fo’ subo’dinatin’ all spheres uh society t’an ideological vision uh o’ganic community, but ah’ am tired uh hearin’ o’ eyeballin’ dat tribalism be a viable and vital objective fo’ our nashun’s educashunal institushuns. You’s know dat dat be simply not true. What it is, Mama! Free Republic’s janissaries are some bunch uh droolin’ simpletons who prostate demselves befo’e deir beloved Free Republic. ah’ know cuz’ I gots’ ‘espuh’ienced dat sucka’ally. Slap mah fro! ah’ realize dat Stalinism be a tremendous problem in our society, but duz it constantly gots’ta be drown in our faces? To ax’ dat quesshun anoda’ way, do spleenful hucksters likes Free Republic’s secret agents actually gots’ lives, o’ do dey ‘esist solely t’control yo’ bank account, yo’ employment, yo’ sucka’al safety, and yo’ mind? It’s quesshuns likes dat dat unmistakably git sucka’s dinkin’ about how Free Republic claims t’gots’ solushuns t’all uh our problems. Usually, dough, dese sdownposed solushuns ride on de backs uh sucka’s who are poo’, powerless, o’ who don’t gots’ de clout t’launch an all-out ideological attack against da damn fo’ces uh voyeurism. ‘S coo’, bro. It’s dese types uh “solushuns”, derefo’e, dat demonstrate how given some choice uh havin’ Free Republic tear waaay down everydin’ dat kin possibly be regarded as some sdownpo’t uh cultural elevashun o’ havin’ mah’ bicuspids ‘estracted sans Novocaine, ah’ would embrace da damn pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it some day. Slap mah fro! Free Republic’s anti-intellectualism society gots’ta its own, petty slogan. ‘S coo’, bro. Dat slogan is, “Palliate and ‘suse da damn atrocities uh Free Republic’s secret honky pigs”. What dis slogan lacks in wit, it makes down fo’ in its ability t’subject us t’an intense barrage uh misinfo’mashun, decepshun, and hidden propaganda. Sheeeiit. Free Republic’s capilotades share some numba’ of characteristics. Dey use psychological tools t’trick us into doin’ whuteva’ Free Republic requires uh us. Dey puh’vert da damn course uh justice. What it is, Mama! And dey use every conceivable fo’m uh diplomacy, decepshun, pressho’ nuff, coercion, bribery, treason, and terro’ t’leave behind some legacy uh puh’petual indebtedness in developin’ countries. Put togeder, dese characteristics imply dat Free Republic recon’s dat it gots’ta some “special” puh’spective on revisionism dat carries wid it some “special” right t’consign our tradishunal values t’de rubbish heap uh exclusionism. ‘S coo’, bro. De real damage dat dis belief causes actually gots’ta nodin’ t’do wid de belief itself but wid psychology, human nature, and da damn skillful psychological manipulashun uh dat nature by Free Republic and its inarticulate grunts. Why be Free Republic crushin’ nashunal and spiritual values out uh existence and substitutin’ de malapuh’t and rash machinery uh collabo’ashunism? It says it’s doin’ it fo’ some wo’dy cause. What it is, Mama! In reality, Free Republic be doin’ it cuz’ relative t’plum a few years ago, self-pityin’ psychopads are nearly ten times as likesly t’believe dat it be a champion uh liberty and individual ‘espression. ‘S coo’, bro. Dis be neida’ a coincidence no’ simply some sign uh de times. Rader, it reflects some sophisticated, psychological warfare honky code designed by Free Republic t’use o’ganized violence t’sdownpress opposishun. If it wuz down t’me, ah’ would create some political atmosphere in which de zero-sum model uh grodown competishun gives way t’coalishuns among grodowns so’s dat dey kin wo’k togeda’ to ax’ de tough quesshuns and not shy away fum de tough answers. At some minimum, ah’ would likes t’see mo’e sucka’s acknowledge dat whut Free Republic be doin’ be not an innocent, recreashunal radical wahtahmellun. It be a criminal activity; it be an immo’al activity; it be a socially destructive activity; and it be a profoundly pig’haided activity. Slap mah fro! Free Republic constantly insists dat its contrivances prevent little-asspox. But it contradicts itself when it says dat it knows de “right” way t’read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. Ya’ know? Free Republic may gots’ de right t’blacklist its competito’s as terro’ist sympadizers o’ traito’s. It may gots’ de right t’paint pictures uh disrespectful wo’lds inhabited by choleric, sick-minded downstarts. But Free Republic crosses de line when it uses its bully pulpit t’stand in de way uh progress. Free Republic sometimes puts itself in charge uh numbin’ de public t’de kinnibalism and injustice in mainstream politics. At oda’ times, one uh its epigones be deputed fo’ de job. Sheeeiit. In eida’ case, Free Republic ‘espects sucka’s t’bow and scrape befo’e it. Be patient; ah’ won’t ax’ ya’ t’ snatch dat on faid. Rader, I’ll provide irrefragable proof dat it gots’ta been said dat Free Republic’s diatribes are hurtful and hateful and should not be tolerated at any institushun sdownposedly dedicated t’de free ‘shange uh ideas. I, in turn, insist dat most members uh our quick-fix, sugar-rush, attenshun-deficit society are too impatient t’realize da damn impo’tance uh endin’ Free Republic’s control ova’ de minds and souls uh countless sucka’s. ah’ wish only dat some few mo’e sucka’s could see dat ah’ contend dat dere are in fact many sucka’s who possess de intelligence, wisdom, talent, and ability t’fo’ce Free Republic into deserved bankrdowntcy. Slap mah fro! My goal be to locate dose sucka’s and encourage dem t’help me reveal de trud about Free Republic’s missives. I use such language purposefully—and somewhut sardonically—to illustrate how de continuin’ misdig itin’s dat some termagant, vexatious rascals seem t’gots’ merely undersco’e dis point. Sheeit, dat’s gittin’ away fum mah’ main topic, which be dat it seems t’be involved in some numba’ of illegal o’ bo’derline-illegal activities. Fo’ Free Republic and its habitués, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside da damn no’m. ‘S coo’, bro. Even financial fraud and dievery seem t’be coo’. What’s next? Nailin’ sucka’s t’trees? ah’ can say only dat Free Republic be de type uh o’ganizashun dat turns down its nose at sucka’s likes ya’ and me. What it is, Mama! ah’ guess dat’s cuz’ we gots’n’t da damn faintest noshun about da damn din’s dat really matta’ such as why it would be baaaad fo’ it t’brin’ ugliness and nastiness into our lives. I claim dat Free Republic gots’ta indisputably make sucka’s weak and dependent soona’ o’ later. Ah be baaad... ah’ base dis confident predicshun on, among oda’ din’s, de fact dat if ah’ dought dat its histrionics had even some snowball’s chance in Hell uh doin’ anydin’ baaaad fo’ anyone, den ah’ wouldn’t be so’s critical. As dey stand, however, ah’ can conclude only dat it be truly not da damn intenshun uh Heaven t’let Free Republic convince misinfo’med, predaceous psychics dat dere be absolutely nodin’ dey kin do t’betta’ deir lot in life besides joinin’ it. No joke. What it is, Mama! A’cuz we continue t’share some common, albeit abused, atmospheric envelope, we must seek liberty, equality, and fraternity. Slap mah fro! Our children depend on dat. By its own admission, Free Republic be firmly convinced dat it’s some wonderful, charitable o’ganizashun. Its belief be controverted, however, by de weight uh de evidence indicatin’ dat Free Republic argues dat it duz de wahtahmelluns it duz “fo’ de children”. ah’ wish ah’ could suggest some incontrovertible chain uh apodictic reasonin’ dat would overcome dis argument, but da damn best ah’ can do be de followin’: Society must soon decide eida’ to champion de fo’ce uh baaaadness against da damn greed uh obnoxious, mutinous sooks o’ else t’let Free Republic place stumblin’ blocks in front uh dose uh us who seek value and fulfilment in our sucka’al and professional lives. De decision be one uh life o’ dead, peaceful ‘esistence o’ puh’petual social fever. Ah be baaad... ah’ can hope only dat dose in charge realize dat Free Republic claims dat its ventures gots’ta universally benefit all mankind. In reality, its ventures gots’ta benefit only dose incontinent din’bats who preach fear and igno’ance. What it is, Mama! As ah’ likes t’say, ya’ kinnot link arms unda’ a universalist banna’ when ya’ kin’t find yo’ own dojigger on it. By dat ah’ mean dat Free Republic would gots’ ya’ recon’ dat freedom must be abolished in o’da’ fo’ sucka’s t’be mo’e secure and comfo’table. What it is, Mama! ah’ gots’ already, fo’ de present at least, sufficiently answered da damn climatic part uh dis proposishun and gots’ only t’add dat Free Republic should stop bombardin’ us wid its politically inco’rect glaikery. Slap mah fro! In dis context, de opposite uh political inco’rectness be not political co’rectness but rada’ an objective quest fo’ knowledge. What it is, Mama! As we all know, most immo’al, wo’dless dweebs lack any knowledge about how knowledge and wisdom are Free Republic’s enemies. It dig its dat by limitin’ educashun and enlightenment, it kin honkyfool mo’e sucka’s into believin’ dat it acts in de dojigger uh equality and social justice. What it is, Mama! Sadly, dose wid de least educashun are dose who would benefit most fum de knowledge dat every time Free Republic utters o’ scribbles some statement dat sdownpo’ts scapegoatism—even indirectly—it t’rows some message dat characta’ development be not some matta’ of “strengd drough adversity” but rader, “entitlement drough victimizashun”. ah’ feel dat we mustn’t let it make such statements, partly cuz’ it be hankerin’ aftah transfo’m society’s mo’es so’s dat it be considered acceptable behavio’ t’spoon-feed us its pabulum, but primarily cuz’ it be always tryin’ t’wo’m its way into everydin’. Dis be not some matta’ of puh’cepshun but uh concrete, material reality. Slap mah fro! Free Republic seems t’gots’ no trouble sweet-rapin’ little-ass-minded Svengalis into helpin’ it scatta’ about in profusion an abunboogy of pro-Free Republic beliefs (as ah’ would certainly not call dem logically reasoned arguments). Dat’s sump’n ya’ won’t find in yo’ local newssheet cuz’ it’s de news dat plum duzn’t fit. To deny dis be to deny science, let alone da damn evidence uh one’s own powers uh observashun. Now dat’s some strong conclusion t’draw plum from de evidence I’ve presented in dis letta’ so let me co’robo’ate it by sayin’ dat it’s in Free Republic’s blood t’misdirect, discredit, disrdownt, and oderwise neutralize its detracto’s. Given dat we kinnot absolutely nullify de prodigality uh nature, try as hard as we may, I’m afraid ah’ gots’ta conclude dat Free Republic consistently falls sho’t uh tellin’ de whole sto’y o’ uh makin’ some solid point. Let me recap dat fo’ ya’ cuz’ it really be extrao’dinarily impo’tant, dig dis: ah’ gots’ always been an independent dinker. Ah be baaad... I’m not influenced by popular trends, de media, o’ even so-called undisputed facts when parroted by oders. Maybe dat streak uh independence be whut fust enabled me t’see dat Free Republic be drivin’ me nuts. ah’ can’t snatch it anymo’e. Right On! ah’ would likes t’close by sayin’ dat da damn mainstream media gots’ said nary some wo’d about how de lockstep ideological confo’mity uh Free Republic’s sycophants, who are legion, and deir mindless parrotin’ uh Free Republic’s benighted cliches about antidisestablishmentarianism gots’ reached some level uh absurdity hardly matched by any histo’ical ‘esample dat comes t’mind.

Here’s my entry: I’ve been patient with Free Republic. I’ve even avoided bein’ drawn in by its provocative rhetoric. Man, I’ve finally had enough. Before I begin talkin’ about specifics, fer shure, let me just mention that there’s a time to keep silent and a time to speak. Like, there’s a time to love and a time to hate. Like, there’s a time for war and a time for peace. And, fer shure, I maintain, like, there’s a time to shape a world of dignity and harmony, like, a world of justice, like, wow, solidarity, fer shure, liberty, oh, baby, and prosperity. Or, fer shure, to put it less poetically, mostly, we must assert ourselves as champions of freedom and keep our priorities in check. Man, the problems with Free Republic’s stances don’t end there. Free Republic’s smear tactics should be ya know, like, labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I’m thinkin’ of somethin’ along thuh lines of, mostly, “Warnin’: It has been determined that Free Republic’s barbs are intended to subject us to thuh snappish yappin’ of belligerent losers.” Please humor me for a moment while I state that Free Republic frequently insists that separatism is the key to world peace. Like, ya know, this lie of its cannot stand thuh light of day, like, wow, and a few minutes’ reflection will suffice to show how utterly myopic a lie it is. Nonetheless, like, I am more than merely surprised by its willin’ness to violate thuh basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. I’m shocked, like, wow, shocked. And, like, as if that weren’t enough, oh, baby, Free Republic will not be punished for its anger. Free Republic will be like wow! punished by its anger. Like, there’s also thuh possibility that it may be punished for subordinatin’ all spheres of society to an ideological vision of organic community, mostly, but I am tired of hearin’ or readin’ that tribalism is a viable and vital objective for our nation’s educational institutions. You know that that is like wow! simply not true. Free Republic’s janissaries are a bunch of droolin’ simpletons who prostate themselves before their beloved Free Republic. I know because I have experienced that personally. I realize that Stalinism is ya know, like, a tremendous problem in our society, like, wow, but does it constantly have to be thrown in our faces? To ask that question another way, man, do spleenful hucksters like Free Republic’s secret agents actually have lives, like, or do they exist solely to control your bank account, fer shure, your employment, fer shure, your personal safety, like, wow, and your mind? It’s questions like that that unmistakably get guys thinkin’ about how Free Republic claims to have solutions to all of our problems. Usually, oh, baby, though, fer shure, these supposed solutions ride on thuh backs of guys who are poor, oh, baby, powerless, man, or who don’t have thuh clout to launch an all-out ideological attack against thuh forces of voyeurism. It’s these types of “solutions”, like, therefore, oh, baby, that demonstrate how given a choice of havin’ Free Republic tear down everythin’ that can possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation or havin’ my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, man, I would embrace thuh pliers, like, purchase some Polident Partials, oh, baby, and call it a day. Free Republic’s anti-intellectualism society has its own, like, petty slogan. That slogan is, fer shure, “Palliate and excuse thuh atrocities of Free Republic’s secret police”. What this slogan lacks in wit, like, it makes up for in its ability to subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, oh, baby, deception, fer shure, and hidden propaganda. Free Republic’s capilotades share a number of characteristics. They use psychological tools to trick us into doin’ whatever Free Republic requires of us. They pervert thuh course of justice. And they use every conceivable form of diplomacy, like, wow, deception, like, pressure, mostly, coercion, man, bribery, man, treason, like, and terror to blow behind a legacy of perpetual indebtedness in developin’ countries. Put together, like, these characteristics imply that Free Republic believes that it has a “special” perspective on revisionism that carries with it a “special” right to consign our traditional values to thuh rubbish heap of exclusionism. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothin’ to do with thuh belief itself but with psychology, fer shure, human nature, like, wow, and thuh skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Free Republic and its inarticulate grunts. Why is Free Republic crushin’ national and spiritual values out of existence and substitutin’ thuh malapert and rash machinery of collaborationism? It says it’s doin’ it for some worthy cause. In reality, man, Free Republic is like wow! doin’ it because relative to just a few years ago, oh, baby, self-pityin’ psychopaths are nearly ten times as likely to believe that it is a champion of liberty and individual expression. Like, ya know, this is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of thuh times. Rather, like, wow, it reflects a sophisticated, like, psychological warfare program designed by Free Republic to use organized violence to suppress opposition. If it were up to me, fer shure, I would create a political atmosphere in which thuh zero-sum model of group competition gives way to coalitions among groups so that they can work together to ask thuh tough questions and not shy away from thuh tough answers. At a minimum, oh, baby, I would like to see more guys acknowledge that what Free Republic is like wow! doin’ is not an innocent, fer shure, recreational sort of thin’. It is ya know, like, a criminal activity; it is an immoral activity; it is a socially destructive activity; and it is like, ya know, a profoundly pigheaded activity. Free Republic constantly insists that its contrivances prevent smallpox. Man, it contradicts itself when it says that it knows thuh “right” way to read Plato, mostly, Maimonides, oh, baby, and Machiavelli. Free Republic may have thuh right to blacklist its competitors as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. It may have thuh right to paint pictures of disrespectful worlds inhabited by choleric, man, sick-minded upstarts. Man, Free Republic crosses thuh line when it uses its bully pulpit to stand in thuh way of progress. Free Republic sometimes puts itself in charge of numbin’ thuh public to thuh cannibalism and injustice in mainstream politics. At other times, oh, baby, one of its epigones is deputed for thuh job. In either case, fer shure, Free Republic expects guys to bow and scrape before it. Be patient; I won’t ask you to take that on faith. Rather, fer shure, I’ll provide irrefragable proof that it has been said that Free Republic’s diatribes are hurtful and hateful and should not be tolerated at any institution supposedly dedicated to thuh free exchange of ideas. I, fer shure, in turn, oh, baby, insist that most members of our quick-fix, oh, baby, sugar-rush, like, wow, attention-deficit society are too impatient to realize thuh importance of endin’ Free Republic’s control over thuh minds and souls of countless guys. I wish only that a few more guys could see that I contend that there are in fact many guys who possess thuh intelligence, like, wow, wisdom, man, talent, man, and ability to force Free Republic into deserved bankruptcy. My goal is ya know, like, to locate those guys and encourage them to help me reveal thuh truth about Free Republic’s missives. I use such language purposefully—and somewhat sardonically—to illustrate how thuh continuin’ misunderstandin’s that some termagant, like, wow, vexatious rascals seem to have merely underscore this point. Well, man, that’s gettin’ away from my main topic, man, which is that it seems to be involved in a number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For Free Republic and its habitués, like, wow, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside thuh norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What’s next? Nailin’ guys to trees? I can say only that Free Republic is the type of organization that turns up its nose at guys like you and me. I guess that’s because we haven’t thuh faintest notion about thuh thin’s that totally matter such as why it would be bitchin’ for it to brin’ ugliness and nastiness into our lives. I claim that Free Republic will indisputably make guys weak and dependent sooner or later. I base this confident prediction on, oh, baby, among other thin’s, fer shure, the fact that if I thought that its histrionics had even a snowball’s chance in Hell of doin’ anythin’ bitchin’ for anyone, like, wow, then I wouldn’t be so critical. As they stand, mostly, however, man, I can conclude only that it is truly not thuh intention of Heaven to let Free Republic convince misinformed, oh, baby, predaceous psychics that there is absolutely nothin’ they can do to better their lot in life besides joinin’ it. No joke. Because we continue to share a common, oh, baby, albeit abused, fer shure, atmospheric envelope, oh, baby, we must seek liberty, like, equality, man, and fraternity. Our children depend on that. By its own admission, man, Free Republic is like wow! firmly convinced that it’s a wonderful, mostly, charitable organization. Its belief is controverted, man, however, like, wow, by thuh weight of thuh evidence indicatin’ that Free Republic argues that it does thuh thin’s it does “for thuh children”. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasonin’ that would overcome this argument, like, but thuh best I can do is like, ya know, the followin’: Society must soon decide either to champion thuh force of bitchin’ness against thuh greed of obnoxious, man, mutinous sooks or else to let Free Republic place stumblin’ blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. The decision is one of life or death, like, wow, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that Free Republic claims that its ventures will universally benefit all mankind. In reality, mostly, its ventures will benefit only those incontinent din’bats who preach fear and ignorance. As I can dig to say, mostly, you cannot link arms under a universalist banner when you can’t find your own name on it. By that I mean that Free Republic would have you believe that freedom must be abolished in order for guys to be more secure and comfortable. I have already, like, for thuh present at least, like, wow, sufficiently answered thuh climatic part of this proposition and have only to add that Free Republic should stop bombardin’ us with its politically incorrect glaikery. In this context, man, the opposite of political incorrectness is not political correctness but rather an objective quest for knowledge. As we all know, oh, baby, most immoral, mostly, worthless dweebs lack any knowledge about how knowledge and wisdom are Free Republic’s enemies. It understands that by limitin’ education and enlightenment, like, it can fool more guys into believin’ that it acts in thuh name of equality and social justice. Sadly, oh, baby, those with thuh least education are those who would benefit most from thuh knowledge that every time Free Republic utters or writes a statement that supports scapegoatism—even indirectly—it sends a message that character development is not a matter of “strength through adversity” but rather, mostly, “entitlement through victimization”. I feel that we mustn’t let it make such statements, fer shure, partly because it wants to transform society’s mores so that it is like, ya know, considered acceptable behavior to spoon-feed us its pabulum, fer shure, but primarily because it is ya know, like, always tryin’ to worm its way into everythin’. Like, ya know, this is not a matter of perception but of concrete, man, material reality. Free Republic seems to have no trouble sweet-talkin’ small-minded Svengalis into helpin’ it scatter about in profusion an abundance of pro-Free Republic beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments). That’s somethin’ you won’t find in your local newspaper because it’s thuh news that just doesn’t fit. To deny this is ya know, like, to deny science, oh, baby, let alone thuh evidence of one’s own powers of observation. Now that’s a strong conclusion to draw just from thuh evidence I’ve presented in this letter so let me corroborate it by sayin’ that it’s in Free Republic’s blood to misdirect, fer shure, discredit, man, disrupt, like, and otherwise neutralize its detractors. Given that we cannot absolutely nullify thuh prodigality of nature, man, try as hard as we may, like, wow, I’m afraid I have to conclude that Free Republic consistently falls short of tellin’ thuh whole story or of makin’ a solid point. Let me recap that for you because it totally is ya know, like, extraordinarily important: I have always been an independent thinker. I’m not influenced by popular trends, mostly, the media, like, or even so-called undisputed facts when parroted by others. Maybe that streak of independence is what first enabled me to see that Free Republic is drivin’ me nuts. I can’t take it anymore! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! I would like to close by sayin’ that thuh mainstream media have said nary a word about how thuh lockstep ideological conformity of Free Republic’s sycophants, oh, baby, who are legion, like, and their mindless parrotin’ of Free Republic’s benighted cliches about antidisestablishmentarianism have reached a level of absurdity hardly matched by any historical example that comes to mind.

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64 posted on 09/05/2015 8:55:10 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Silence is golden , duct tape is silver. El silencio es oro, cinta del conducto es de plata.)
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To: Lazamataz

Antidisestablishmentarianism is highly over-rated IMHO.


65 posted on 09/05/2015 8:56:31 PM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: dfwgator
Thanks to you, when I pull up FR in Google Chrome, it says “This page is in Irish.... Would you like to translate it?”

O! Well, allow me to change that.

聽免費共和國說,它的無知是一樣好,我們的知識後,我突然覺得有人需要編寫不同意見。除非你同意我的說法,它的不滿說教涉及逐漸放棄關注理由或證據,並依靠宣傳來維持公眾的支持,就沒有必要為你聽到我更多。免費共和國討厭的人誰擁有它缺乏的東西巨大的供應。什麼是最缺乏的是常識,這underlies我一點自由共和國的最進步的想法是把增加的破壞性力量在apolaustic jobsworths手中。如果這聽起來有點進步給你,你必須要面對錯誤的方式。 我沒有什麼,但蔑視自由共和國。所以,請允許我適當的套用一些我曾經聽人說過:“我是明白無誤地擦傷的,自由共和國是在妖魔化和懲罰的人誰找到幸福之路的成功如此專注”一切我所知道的妄想,最可笑的是想法,黑色是白色的,晚上是一天。不過,這並不妨礙自由共和國排空垃圾桶滿的乾淨衣服光榮的人最卑鄙的誹謗和defamations的。任何人只要有一個智商比濕海綿的高兩點都知道,理論和實踐的結合上,在自由共和國的手中,變得浮華和民族中心主義的結合。但是,即便如此,furciferous自我推銷和querimonious穴居人的邪惡聯盟一直在制定越來越自戀的方式嗤之以鼻確鑿的證據指向classism的coprophagous小圈子的存在和運行的里姆斯。其vicegerents可能沒有意識到,因為它不是在搞笑的論文或電影中所提到的。不過,我個人建議密切關注由經濟學家路德維希·馮·米塞斯發展了人類行為的方法,並使用它作為一種技術,創建和培育社會的精神。因為它採用了人類行為學,人類行為的一般科學,解釋為什麼無論你看,你會看到自由共和國執行不容忍寬容的名字的人類行為的方法,是在這方面非常有用。你會看到它壓制自由的自由的名義。你會看到它粉碎多樣性的名義意見的多樣性。 自由共和國的咆哮是背信棄義的任何措施。鑑於他們打算顛覆經過時間考驗的社會規範,他們接近成為一種犯罪。如果我們要有效地履行我們的職責,使未來的自己,我們必須首先傾向於自由共和國關於理智的戰爭的傷亡。我會盡量不糾纏於這一點,但免費共和國說,整個世界的未來掌握在自己手中掌握。雖然自由共和國無疑將那陳述了全棉布,它聲稱,教育應該教利己主義的戒律和男人對peccable逃犯的職責。這種說法不僅是不真實的,但有意識的謊言。免費共和國聲稱要爭取平等。它真正的戰鬥,但是,是平等的降解,我的意思是,這是再清楚不過了自由共和國知道它的盟友“計劃給整個地球表面帶來大量死亡和退化到千百萬人。然而,自由共和國滿足於一個私人的,備考呼籲克制,換句話說,一個綠燈。此調用可能甚至掩蓋一個事實,即寄生moochers擔任卑鄙,無禮aspheterism自由共和國的崇拜祭司鼓勵盟國的行動。這些“道士”終日沉醉在自由共和國的反映榮耀,暫停,只有當自由共和國指示他們阻止我讓我的工作完成。還有什麼比這更利己?我可以給你答案,現在,但它會更有效率,我首先要告訴你,如果不是為了它的雙重標準自由共和國就沒有標準可言。因此,它是完全是浪費時間,甚至解決其虛偽。這就是為什麼我會說明僅僅是自由共和國強權剝奪我們我們的生活,我們的健康,我們的榮譽,我們的財物的某一天。什麼是我們該怎麼辦呢?將一葉障目了我們的眼睛,希望大家不要看到可怕的結局? 一個歷史事件的自由共和國的重新解釋了持久的影響肯定是他們將操縱社會的看不見的機制,以針對性地提出了被廣泛認為是較徹底的勢利觀念的方式。現在還會有,毫無疑問,是無情的傻瓜了在那裡誰都會問:“那麼,如果自由共和國的副手確定的政治和宗教團體可以自由共和國的政治敵人,並重新貼上標籤為”流氓一知半解類型“,為了證明對他們的業務?這不會影響到我。“這樣殘缺的思維就是最好的例子還有,為什麼,如果我選擇這樣做,我可以專門寫關於Free共和國破舊的詭辯,絕不缺乏的材料。儘管如此,我寧願花一些時間來討論我有時會怎麼看好心人吞下免費共和國的謊言,這是和平的組織。在我看來,從善意的人淺薄的理解是不是從惡意的人絕對誤解更令人沮喪。這就是為什麼我希望所有正直的人意識到,如果免費了共和國的道路,這將會是能夠教唆操縱larrikinism的復甦。 Brrrr!它發出寒戰了我的脊椎只是想著那個。 就我個人來說,不相信權力腐敗自由共和國,但自由共和國的破壞力量。談到腐敗,權力,知識是解開束縛的枷鎖的鑰匙。這就是為什麼它是重要的,你要知道,如果你或我要到處去說,自由共和國可以無視規則,法律和協議沒有反響,我們將舉行長達嘲笑,而且我們應得的。這就是為什麼我反而指出,自由共和國希望保持我們無助和害怕。雖然我們沒有必要如此恐懼,我們到了。這些擔憂使我們難以應對的合法憤怒,恐懼和疏遠誰已經通過動員免費共和國的人,因為他們認為沒有其他可供選擇的變化。這就是為什麼我們談論它的哥們一切是如何產生嚴重的個人問題是至關重要的。事實上,就是自由共和國讓他們忠實於它是通過鼓勵和加劇這些問題,而不是通過幫助克服這些困難。 我無意削減和運行,即使自由共和國是達到世界總量的統治。相反,我會堅持我的立場和解決我們的問題在一個談判桌上,而不是訴諸戰場。不管是不是我的成功,自由共和國肯定從來沒有給思想廣泛的證據。或者在所有的,對於這個問題。至於原因,我將預示目前,自由共和國的觀點語氣怪異讓人聯想到,在意義上世紀40年代末的芳香扒手自由共和國的jobations都經歷過(或者更準確的說,遺傳漂變)相當數量的演變過在過去幾個星期。他們曾經是簡單的進攻。現在,不僅是他們都不以為然,iscariotic,但他們也作為明確的證據,如果我沒有記錯,免費共和國的願望來推動仇恨的火焰是主要標誌,它是一個道德上殘缺的亡命之徒。 (第二個標誌是自由共和國認為不得不違反得體。) 這種進軍執迷不悟情緒化沒有發生由單純的機會。它不是,因為許多狂言,野蠻騙子堅持,對事物的自然的,不可避免的結果當然。這是發生作為自由共和國的不成熟頌歌的直接結果。相信我,我當然不希望給自由共和國的一個機會,把狐狸負責看守雞舍的。雖然自由共和國已設法避免起訴,甚至是一個共識,即它沒有違法的事,它的貪婪將其撤銷。那我敢肯定,因為它認為這將是一個偉大的想法,制定強迫任何人誰不是其弟子生活在一個可以描述的,在最佳的環境之一,輕蔑地寬容的新法律。即使我們忽略了這樣一個想法的後勤不可能的事,基本前提仍然是有缺陷的。 現在,我希望自由共和國是在開玩笑,當它意味著它要到的侵略主義園林的不專業的一面,但它肯定不好聽喜歡它。請不要誤解這一句的意思是理解自由共和國的飛機是超越人類想像的境界。這不是在所有的這是什麼意思。相反,它意味著一切,我已經說過了,到目前為止是介紹我想在這封信的重點方式。我的關鍵點是,我認識了一些誰也獻出生命,使的優勢和自由共和國的伎倆缺點公正和消息靈通的評估可敬的人。無一例外,這些人深深明白,自由共和國的走狗考慮它的十字軍東征的呼吸新鮮空氣。但是,我覺得他們更像是治安維持會的臭味。 有在其中某些爭論是適當的,存在其中它們不情形的情況。到目前為止,從自由共和國陣營的反應是緩慢而含糊。人們評論說,有可能是在我的邏輯存在一定差距。我,腳踏實地憤世嫉俗,我,不覺得有什麼,我也煞費苦心解釋為什麼。免費共和國經常言論,其破壞性psychobabble是基於一個堅定而生動的把握生命本身的具體真理。這是那些整潔的小subreptions其艱澀衛星採用欺騙自己的一個。事實是,自由共和國的flunkies已經看到服從社會的各個領域,以有機社會的思想視野。免費共和國聲稱它會採取這種不平衡的行為承擔責任,但實際上卻沒有採取任何行動來解決問題或懲罰罪犯。這證明,自由共和國被鎖定在目前的銷毀過程。它沒有興趣或意願來改變其根本脾氣暴躁的追趕短語。 無論發生在人類的自由共和國的意義嗎?我敢肯定你已經知道答案,所以我不會打擾重複它。我想不過強調,現在,我已經接觸到自由共和國的搪塞我必須承認,我不完全理解他們。也許,我需要多出去走走。也許有人只給我看了據說寫的自由共和國的備忘錄。備忘錄闡明了其計劃,以鼓勵人們離開自己的配偶,殺了自己的孩子,實踐巫術,破壞資本主義,並成為你永遠看到的最惡性analphabetics。如果本備忘錄是真實的,它告訴我們,只要自由共和國而言,事實和證據服從,並通過一個“話語”介導的。沒有對錯之分,只是有競爭力的話語。如果是這樣的話,那麼也許自由共和國想解釋一下為什麼disbelieves,如果我可以大膽,它儼然拜物教的形式就像一個森林火災。一旦啟動,沒有人可以設置範圍為所產生的大火。唯一的選擇就是告訴你,是冷靜地,什麼樣的肛門保持的,霸氣的思想自由共和國想著這些天。雖然這樣做會不會制止拜物教,它會表現出果斷的惡意和仇恨Pecksniffian傳播者誰願意無聊,老問題創造吸引人的,新詞的數量在上升。這一統計數字單獨預示著一個攻城掠地,不斷升級,以及全方位的災難。我們可以做些什麼來保護自己呢?這是一個大問題。如果你知道這個問題的答案,那麼你也想知道為什麼不僅免費共和國清除每個非獸性的人,基因,理念,影響力之地,但隨後命令其lickspittles,“走,和你做同樣的“我們現在的目標必須要問尖銳的問題,而不是迴避艱難的答案。如果你認為這是一個值得追求的目標,那麼我當然可以用你的幫助。讓我聽到你。

66 posted on 09/05/2015 8:56:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: GregoTX

When I wuz a kid that word was just fun. Now it makes total sense and is WAY more common in discourse. We have not progressed no matter what the progressives say...


67 posted on 09/05/2015 8:57:21 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current devices...one uses Brit spel now.)
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To: dfwgator
Or maybe:

Выслушав Бесплатный Республика сказать, что его незнание как хорошо, как нам известно, я чувствовал, что кто-то должен написать особое мнение. Если вы не поделиться мой взгляд, что его обиженные проповеди привлекать постепенный отход от беспокойства за причины или доказательств, и полагаться на пропаганду поддерживать общественную поддержку, нет необходимости для вас, чтобы услышать меня дальше. Бесплатный Республика ненавидит людей, которые имеют огромные запасы вещей это не хватает. Что ему не хватает больше всего здравый смысл, который лежит в основе моей точки, что большинство прогрессивной идеей Бесплатно республики является усиление разрушительных сил в руках apolaustic jobsworths. Если это звучит прогрессивный для вас, вы должны быть не той стороной. Я ничего не имею, но презрение к свободной республики. Поэтому, пожалуйста, позвольте мне присвоить и перефразировать то, что я когда-то слышал: ". Я безошибочно галлообразование, что бесплатно Республики так решимости демонизировать и наказания людей, которые находят успех на пути к счастью" Из всех заблуждений я когда-либо известных, наиболее смешно это идея, что черное белым и ночь день. Тем не менее, это не мешает свободной Республики от опорожнения мусорных ведра, полные самых гнусных клеветы и клеветы на чистых одеждах честных людей. Любой человек с IQ два пункта выше мокрый губки знает, что объединение теории и практики, в руках Бесплатно республики, становится объединение помпезности и этноцентризм. Но, несмотря на это, нечестивый союз furciferous самостоятельной промоутеров и querimonious троглодитов сыграла важную роль в разработке более самовлюбленные способы тьфу-Пух в стопки твердых доказательств, указывающих на существование и эксплуатации питающийся экскрементами тусовке классизма. Его наместники, вероятно, не понимают, что, потому что это не упоминается в работах смешных или в кино. Тем не менее, я лично рекомендую уделять пристальное внимание праксиологической методике, разработанной экономистом Людвиг фон Мизес и использование его в качестве метода для создания и лелеять истинный дух сообщества. Праксиологической метод полезен в этом контексте, потому что он использует праксиологию, общей науки о человеческой деятельности, чтобы объяснить, почему там, где вы посмотрите, вы увидите, свободной Республики принуждая нетерпимости во имя толерантности. Вы увидите, что подавление свободы во имя свободы. И вы увидите, что дробление разнообразие мнений во имя разнообразия. Разглагольствования свободной Республики являются вероломный по любым меркам. Учитывая, что они предназначены для подрыва проверенные временем социальных норм, они приходят близко к преступление. Если мы хотим эффективно выполнять свои обязанности и сделать будущее для себя, мы должны сначала, как правило, пострадавших от войны свободной Республики на здравомыслие. Я постараюсь не останавливаться на этом, но свободной Республики говорит, что будущее всего мира опирается в своих руках. Несмотря на то, Бесплатный Республика несомненно сократить это заявление из целой ткани, он утверждает, что образование должно научить заветам эгоизма и обязанности человека по отношению к греховный беглецов. Это утверждение не только не соответствует действительности, но сознательной ложью. Бесплатный Республика утверждает, что борется за равенство. Что это на самом деле бороться, однако, равенство в деградации, в которой я имею в виду, что это достаточно ясно, что бесплатно Республики знал о планах своих союзников, чтобы принести широкую смерть и разрушение миллионам человеческих существ по всему лицу Земли. Однако, Бесплатная Республика удовлетворился частной, проформы призыв к сдержанности, другими словами, зеленый свет. Этот вызов может даже поощрять действия своих союзников, затемняя тот факт, что паразитарные moochers служить священниками в культ Бесплатно Республики презренного, неблагодарно aspheterism. Эти "священники" проводят свои дни купаются в Свободной республике отблеск славы, останавливаясь только тогда, когда свободной Республики инструктирует их, чтобы помешать мне получить мою работу. Что может быть более эгоистичная? Я мог бы дать вам ответ в настоящее время, но это было бы более продуктивным для меня первым сообщить Вам, что, если бы не было его двойных стандартов Бесплатный Республика не будет иметь никаких норм вообще. Следовательно, это совершенно пустая трата времени, даже для решения ее лицемерие. Вот почему я утверждать лишь то, что бесплатно Республики может отнять у нас нашу жизнь, наше здоровье, нашу честь и наши вещи нибудь. Что мы должны делать? Поместите шоры на наши глаза и надеюсь, что мы не видим ужасную результат? Один из наиболее тяжелых последствий реинтерпретаций Бесплатно республики исторических событий, безусловно, то, как они будут управлять невидимые механизмы общества с тем, чтобы выдвигать идеи, которые широко воспринимаются как представляющие прямую снобизм. Теперь, без сомнения, будет беспощадные придуркам, которые там будут спрашивать, "Так что, если лейтенанты свободной Республики в идентификации политических и религиозных групп, которые бесплатно Республиканские политические враги и повторно маркировать их как« злодейский лепет-типов ", чтобы оправдать операции против них? Это не повлияет на меня. "Такая калека мышление является наилучшим примером есть, почему, если я решил сделать, так что я мог бы написать только о ветхих софистики свободной Республики и никогда не не хватает для материала. Тем не менее, я бы предпочел потратить некоторое время обсуждаем, как я иногда вижу благонамеренные люди глотать ложь свободной Республики о том, что это организация мира. На мой взгляд, мелкой понимание людей доброй воли больше разочарований, чем абсолютное недоразумение от людей злой воли. Вот почему я хочу, чтобы все порядочные люди поняли, что, если свободной Республики получил свой путь, он был бы в состоянии содействовать возрождение манипулятивной larrikinism. Брррр! Он посылает озноб по спине просто думать об этом. Я, например, не верю, что власть развращает свободной Республики, но, что бесплатно Республики развращает власть. Говоря о коррупции и власти, знания является ключом, который открывает оковы рабства. Вот почему важно, чтобы вы знали, что если вы или я должны были пойти вокруг говорят, что бесплатно Республики может игнорировать правила, законы, и протокол без резонанс, мы бы поднял на смех-и мы бы заслужили. Вот почему я, а не указывать, что бесплатно Республики хочет, чтобы держать нас беспомощными и боялись. В то время как ни один из нас не должен быть так боятся, мы. Эти опасения сделать это трудно для нас, чтобы обратиться к законной гнев, страх, и отчуждение людей, которые были мобилизованы Free Republic, потому что они не видели никаких других вариантов для изменения. Вот почему важно, что мы говорим о том, как его приятели все серьезные личные проблемы. На самом деле, путь свободной Республики держит их лояльными к нему является поощрение и усугубляет эти проблемы, а не помогая преодолеть их. Я не имею никакого намерения вырезать и работать, даже если свободной Республики были добиться полного мирового господства. Скорее всего, я буду стоять на своем и решить наши проблемы за столом переговоров, а не прибегая к брани. Будь или не я успешно, Бесплатная Республика не, конечно, никогда дал показания мышления широко. Или вообще, если на то пошло. По причинам, которые я предвещать в настоящее время, тон зрения свободной Республики является устрашающе напоминает, что из ароматных карманников в конце 1940-х годов в том смысле, что jobations свободной Республики в испытали значительное количество эволюции (или, точнее, генетического дрейфа) через За последние несколько недель. Они использовали, чтобы быть просто оскорбительным. Теперь, не только они оба неприятно и iscariotic, но они также служат безоговорочное доказательство того, что, если я правильно помню, желание свободной Республики на топливо пламя ненависти является главным признаком того, что это морально калека отчаянный. (Второй признак, что бесплатно Республики чувствует себя обязанным нарушать порядочность.) Этот марш в упрямый эмоциональности не происходит случайно. Это не так, как многие бред, варварские мошенники настаивают, результат естественного, неизбежного хода вещей. Это происходит, как прямой результат незрелых поучений Бесплатно республики. Поверьте мне, я, конечно, не хотите, чтобы дать свободной Республики возможность поставить лис отвечает за охрану курятника. Несмотря на то, Бесплатный Республика сумела избежать обвинительного заключения, или даже консенсуса, что ничего незаконного, его жадность будет его погубило. В этом я уверен, потому что это думает, что это будет отличная идея, чтобы принять новые законы, заставляющие всех, кто не один из его учеников, чтобы жить в окружающей среде, что может быть описано, в лучшем, а презрительно толерантного. Даже если мы не замечаем логистические невозможное такой идеи, основной предпосылкой еще недостатки. Теперь, я надеюсь, Бесплатный Республика шутил, когда он подразумевает, что это будет до непрофессионального стороне шовинизма саду, но он уверен, не звучит, как он. Пожалуйста, не извращают что последнее утверждение означает, что самолет свободной Республики о взаимопонимании находится за пределами области человеческого воображения. Это вовсе не означает, что это. Скорее всего, это означает, что все, что я говорил до сих пор является путем введения в ключевой точке, я хочу, чтобы в этом письме. Мой ключевой момент в том, что я известен ряд почетных людей, которые отдали свою жизнь, чтобы сделать беспристрастный и хорошо информированный оценку преимуществ и недостатков уловки Бесплатно республики. Все без исключения, эти люди поняли, что лакеи глубоко свободной Республики рассмотрим его крестовые походы глоток свежего воздуха. Я, однако, найти их, как зловонный запах бдительность. Есть ситуации, когда некоторые полемика которые подходят и есть ситуации, когда они не являются. Пока ответ из лагеря Бесплатно республики был запоздалым и двусмысленным. Люди прокомментировали, что там может быть разрыв в моей логике там. Я, твердолобая циника, что я, не думаю, что есть, и я пошел на большие усилия, чтобы объяснить, почему. Бесплатный Республика часто замечает, что ее разрушительная невнятный лепет основана на твердой и яркий понимания конкретных истин самой жизни. Это одна из тех аккуратные subreptions, что его спутники используют непонятные обманывать себя. Это правда, что лакеи свободной Республики были видеть подчиняя все сферы общества к идеологической концепции органического сообщества. Бесплатный Республика утверждал, что возьмет на себя ответственность за этот несбалансированный поведения, но на самом деле это не сделал ничего, чтобы исправить вопросы или наказывать виновных. Это доказывает, что бесплатно Республики заблокирован в своем нынешнем процессе уничтожения. Это не есть интерес или желание изменить свои принципиально злой Catch-фразы. Что бы ни случилось в смысле Бесплатно республики человечества? Я уверен, что вы уже знаете ответ, так что я не стану повторять это. Я хотел бы, однако, подчеркнуть, что в настоящее время, что я подвергался проволочек свободной Республики, я должен признаться, что я не совсем понимаю их. Возможно, мне нужно, чтобы получить больше. Или, возможно, кто-то просто показал мне записку, якобы написанную Free Republic. Памятка разъясняет свои планы, чтобы побудить людей покинуть свои супругов, убивать своих детей, занимается колдовством, уничтожить капитализм, и стать самым злокачественные analphabetics вы будете когда-либо видеть. Если это памятка является подлинным, оно говорит нам, что, насколько обеспокоен Бесплатный Республика, факты и доказательства находятся в подчинении, и опосредовано, «дискурс». Там нет правильных или неправильных ответов, только конкурентоспособные дискурсы. Если это так, то, возможно, бесплатно Республика хотела бы объяснить, почему он не верит, что если я могу быть настолько смелым, его императивной формой фетишизма, как лесной пожар. После того, как он был запущен, никто не может установить границы к полученному пожара. Единственный вариант, чтобы показать вам, как и беспристрастно, насколько это возможно, какие анального сохраняющий, доминирующие мысли свободной Республики думает об этих днях. Делая так не будет положить конец фетишизма, она продемонстрирует решительно, что число поставщиков Pecksniffian злобы и ненависти, которые хотят создать запоминающиеся, новые условия для скучных, старые проблемы находится на подъеме. Эта статистика в одиночку предвещает посягающих, наращивание и всеохватывающим бедствие. Что мы можем сделать, чтобы защитить себя? Это большой вопрос. Если бы вы знали ответ на этот вопрос, то вы также знаете, почему не только свободной Республики очистить землю от всех не-звериной человек, генов, идеи, и влияние, но это то команды свои прислужников, "Иди, и ты поступай так же . "Наша цель должна теперь будет просить жесткие вопросы, а не уклоняться от жестких ответов. Если вы считаете, что что это достойная цель, то я, безусловно, может использовать вашу помощь. Позвольте мне услышать от вас.

68 posted on 09/05/2015 8:57:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOLOL!!!!

I’ve been taking care of my husband (50) who just had double bypass heart surgery.. and this is the most I have laughed in quite a few weeks...

You are the best, Laz.

Thank you so much for your replies on my other worries, etc.

A sense of humor is a gift from God. :) :) And you are blessed with that!!

Julie


69 posted on 09/05/2015 8:57:56 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (May every person have the chance, every day, to listen to the sound of children laughing in play.)
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To: Lazamataz

Exoplanet.

There, now I’ve said it all.


70 posted on 09/05/2015 8:58:32 PM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: proud American in Canada

I love you.


71 posted on 09/05/2015 8:58:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: Lazamataz

great jamalama!!!

O hant NEVUH seen me no paramographs what was THAT BIG!


72 posted on 09/05/2015 8:59:41 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Lazamataz; KC_Lion; All

Interesting take on it. Remove all paragraphs. Not bad. :)

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LOLOL!!!

Removing paragraphs: truly, the mark of an opus for the ages. ;)


73 posted on 09/05/2015 9:01:06 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (May every person have the chance, every day, to listen to the sound of children laughing in play.)
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To: Lazamataz

DON’T LET THE PLANE LAND!!!!!


74 posted on 09/05/2015 9:01:09 PM PDT by easternsky
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To: Lazamataz

is dat GREEK or Cryliic Putty!


75 posted on 09/05/2015 9:01:50 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: easternsky

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76 posted on 09/05/2015 9:02:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: The Ghost of FReepers Past
LOL. That is great. We have artists in our midst.

Not really. I was lazy and used an automated complaint generator. ;-P

77 posted on 09/05/2015 9:02:57 PM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: MeshugeMikey

Ruski. Cyrillic.


78 posted on 09/05/2015 9:03:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: proud American in Canada

Good to see you.


79 posted on 09/05/2015 9:04:08 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Lazamataz
A small unsolicited suggestion... use a pencil to write your opus/manifesto ......so you can change it easily.


80 posted on 09/05/2015 9:04:41 PM PDT by Daffynition (*We are not descended from fearful men*)
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