The Supreme Court met again today, and, after careful study, analysis, reexamination, and drinking what you were drinking, found that the Constitution of the United States of America also plainly guarantees the right of monkeys and chickens to get married to each other.
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(And, as Justice Kennedy said, this ruling applies to all monkeys and all chicks!)
You just beat me to it. Yours was better anyway