LOL!
Are you Chris Rock?
He'd say something like that. That I won't repeat.
But is true.
Any perps that would steal from a bookstore will automatically be described as having a distinct lack of melanin.
Chris Rock is just a weak imitation of the Wayans Brothers and their social commentary; he does have some funny stuff though. Check him out in one of his early roles (which I’m sure he disowns today because of its scathing commentary on blacks): “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka”. Then check out an even better one with some of the Wayans: “Don’t be a Menace To South Central When You’re Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”.
Two of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and which will NEVER be made remade.