“The times that I’ve been in Whole Foods, I’ve felt like I’m in an episode of Portlandia.”
Haven’t been in one for years, but used to occasionally stop in the store in Boulder, if you can believe it. The biggest bunch of RUDE, rich, entitled, yuppie assholes racing around and constantly bumping into each other. Women all looked like emaciated workout addicts and/or entitled professor’s wives. The whole vib just gave me the creeps. And the prices were insane. Actually,this is making me want to stop by again and just be a fly on the wall for a few minutes and observe this bizarre bunch and see if anything has changed.
>>Haven’t been in one for years, but used to occasionally stop in the store in Boulder, if you can believe it. The biggest bunch of RUDE, rich, entitled, yuppie assholes racing around and constantly bumping into each other. Women all looked like emaciated workout addicts and/or entitled professor’s wives. The whole vib just gave me the creeps. And the prices were insane. Actually,this is making me want to stop by again and just be a fly on the wall for a few minutes and observe this bizarre bunch and see if anything has changed.
I’m in Jacksonville FL, a bastion of Right-Wing gun nuts and pickup truck owners. Our Whole Foods has the EXACT SAME people. I don’t know where they are the rest of the time, but they drive from all over town to act like entitled jerks in WF. Your description of the two kinds of women are dead-on!
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