Of course he can’t, he’s not a real conservative. Er republican or whatever! He hit his music teacher in second grade cause she didn’t know enough .....
Yes, it’s true.
Only Yeb! is a Real Conservative.
Real Conservatives believe Spanish is the Language of America.
Real Conservatives believe that Borders are for Racists.
Real Conservatives believe that anyone who steps over the line and has a baby is The Most American Of All Americans and must Never be Denied any and all Government (say it reverentially) Benefits.
Real Conservatives believe that whenever a Marxist Federal Judge utters anything It Is Law.
Real Conservatives believe that Families Which Have Anointed Themselves to Rule Over Us Have the Divine Right to Do So, Because They Said So.
All of this comes of course from the Bush Family Bible, which is of course Law.