WHAT kids needs 3 meals all year ?
1/2 of 1% of every major city ?
Like the 275,000 new hirees just announced ?
WTH is WRONG with us ?
Want to trap a wild animal So you can keep it in a cage?
Begin by feeding it.
Keep doing it until it expects to be fed at a certain place and time.
Leave the food in an open trap (school) until it goes inside without hesitation.
Then set the trap.
It will be yours to dispose of as you wish.
Or you can train it by just feeding it an adequate but not too interesting diet.
Only give out the good stuff when it does what you want.
If it starts to lose interest after a while, cut the rations so it needs the treats....there’s lots of ways to manipulate a living thing once you make it dependent.