Posted on 09/04/2015 6:31:54 PM PDT by HarleyLady27
LOL!
OK, that’s funny.
Her seventeenth birthday?
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Hah ha ha! Thanks for the great laugh. I needed it.
Pretty sharp for a seventeen-year-old...
I like it! I’m a terrible joke teller but maybe my husband will remember it.
(Borrowed From Lucky9Teen’s FR’s “***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***”...)
At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.
Someone had to remind me, So Im reminding you, too.
Dont laugh..... It is all true!
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 & beyond!
...
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now wont wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge..
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes wont get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance Is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they cant remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19. You cant remember who sent you this list.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER,NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!
I just thought we needed a laugh or two today....
You must have meant “seventieth” not 17th.
I reckoned she was one of those leap year babies. Heh.
Oh now that is so funny and so true!!!
I love it!!! Thank you!
Thank you, I can’t do graphics yet...lol
Ain’t it the truth!!!
I like it! Im a terrible joke teller but maybe my husband will remember it.
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Sounds like the one that went to jail and someone yelled out 44 and all laughed.
Then 62 and all laughed
Then 115 etc etc etc etc
BNG goes ‘What is all that about?’
Old Con “Well we have heard all the jokes so many times we just numbered them to make it easier”.
BNG yells Out 88...Nothing.....173 Nothing...etc
OC - “Well Newbie some people just can’t tell a joke”
Do they take personal checks anymore?
Thanks for the humor!
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