[Lera]

A can of spam and a knee high sock works better

[Riley]

LOL!

[Leaning Right]

A can of spam and a knee high sock works better

By golly, you're right. A can of food might do the trick if a roll of quarters was not available. That would certainly ruin the day of anyone heading towards the cockpit, especially if the sock man (or woman) was rude enough to strike the Arab in question without warning.