I would not “hang out” with Piper. He looks like a poofter.
As for Piper, his running buddy eventually moved away from NYC, but he’s still hopeful.
Moved away, that's what Piper thinks. Perhaps "ran like hell" is a better description.
He says: “It’s comforting to know that if there’s ever a week where I feel like I don’t have enough social connection, I have GoFindFriends in my back pocket.”
That's where they're hanging out all right!
My sentiments exactly.