[C19fan]

Gig 'Em Aggies. I always thought the open ended end zones are an anachronism in today's big time college football. Even THE Ohio State University closed the horse shoe a couple of years ago.

[US Navy Vet]

Texas “S and M” = “SEC” YAWN!!!!

[nickcarraway]

Who is Kyle?

[LowOiL]

Auburn put in a new large screen display. Someone did a overlay and it dwarfed the Statue of Liberty (width and height).

[deport]

[tumblindice]

Aggie Computer Jargin: Some terms ya need to be familiar with to do bidness in Aggie country:

LOG ON Making a wood stove hotter

LOG OFF Don’t add no mo’ wood

MONITOR Keeping an eye on the woodstove

DOWNLOAD Gettin the farwood ofn the truk

MEGA HERTZ When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

FLOPPY DISK Whacha git from tryin to carry too much

farwood

RAM That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE Gettin home in the winter time

PROMPT Whut the mail ain’t in the winter time

WINDOWS Whut to shut when it’s cold outside

SCREEN Whut to shut when it’s blak fly season

BYTE Whut them dang flys do

CHIP Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP Whut’s left in the munchie bag

MODEM Whacha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX Old Dan Matrix’s wife

LAP TOP Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD Whar ya hang the dang keys

SOFTWARE Them dang plastic forks and knifs

MOUSE What eats the grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME Holds up the barn ruf

PORT Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER Northerner talk fer, C’mon in y’all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY When ya cain’t ‘member whut ya paid

fer yer rifle when yore wife asks

MOUSE PAD That hippie talk fer the rat hole

[BerniesFriend]

Oh no!! TCU guy from the 80's during the days of the South Western Conference (SWC)..heard a lot of good Aggie Jokes;

"Young lady, are you aware of the penalties for perjury?" roared the Aggie lawyer at the witness. "You have just testified that you have two brothers. But, in previous testimony, your brother stated that he has but one brother. I want the truth!"

Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

There was an aggie that saw a sign that said "Wet Cement". So he did.

How do you get an Aggie graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

All in good fun.

[Perdogg]

Did they put the green side up?

[Zakeet]

Three dead bodies turned up at the county morgue. All of them had very big smiles on their faces. The coroner called the police and asked what happened.

The detective told the coroner: “The first body is a wealthy T-Sip who died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the smile. The second body is a Red Raider who won $10,000 on the Lottery, spent it all on whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning. Hence the smile”.

The coroner asked “What about the third body?”

“Ah” says the detective “This is an Aggie who was struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling?” asked the coroner.

“He thought he was having his picture taken”.