[Pollster1]

The state requires my car have a probe stuck in its tailpipe every year so the state can approve the smell of its exhaust -- the same should be required of all bicycles.

In this post don't ask, don't tell world, far too many liberals approve of requiring normal people to participate in their "probe in the tailpipe" hobby. Be careful what you wish for.

[Cowman]

But it might make some of these yellow spandex clad bicycle elitists to have some empathy for what normal people go through just to get to work