‘Anyone else have any experience with this mailing?”
Easy solution, fwdude. When the census takers showed up at my house, I spoke to them in Russian. When they sent a Russian interpreter, I sent out my wife who spoke Chinese.
Use that or some variant to rid yourself of these federal cockroaches. Memorize a few phrases of Tagalog, Polish or Sanskrit. Whatever. Tonal languages like Vietnamese or Chinese really causes their heads to explode because there are so many local dialects. Fake it, good buddy.
Good luck.
Looks like I’ve got my homework cut out for me. LOL! Thanks.
Semaphore is also an option.
I actually still remember a lot of Sioux phrases from Dances with Wolves. Maybe I’ll brush up on those. :)