Reminds me of an old joke...”A baby seal walks into a club...”
“...Peterson, the Seal Sitters cofounder, is worried about local seal pups for another reason, too. Many more weaned, emaciated pups have been showing up in West Seattle in recent years, which makes her wonder if something could be off...”
Perhaps the native people clubbing has stopped?
Seal walks into a bar.
Bartender asks “Whattya have?”
Seal responds, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”