"God, please help me not look like a blubbering wimp as I try to get through this with some dignity, and I promise that I will fully appreciate the good health you have seen fit to grant me most of my life. And, by the way...that angel you subcontracted out the design of the kidneys, renal pelvis, ureters, bladder and urethra to? Would you please forgive that angel, but not before administering a severe tongue-thrashing and threatening them with banishment to the other place? THEN forgive them...Amen!"
...and a chorus of Dies Irae (Scroll down at link)