Two homos confirmed:
“Since Sunday, Zachary and his husband Kolby Latranyi “
http://wnep.com/2015/08/13/couple-frantically-searching-for-missing-pet-boa/
You can see why the snake wanted to escape.
Given that bit of insight, it probably understandably ran away.
And I was right.
At one year, it’s barely beyond a baby.
Maybe they’ll adopt a human baby next time.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, there you have it. Their sex toy had been too aggressive lately, so they set it free.
What a beautiful couple. When will they reproduce? sarc