Hold it! San Francisco uses paint to fight public urination

My Way News ^ | 8-13-15 | Kristin Bender (yeah, really)

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Yep... it's real.

OK, I was tired of Candidate threads...

[Dilbert San Diego]

Will this help? There was another article recently about how SF reeks of urine in much of the city. Homeless people have the run of the place and will urinate and probably the other waste function wherever they damn well please.

[Eccl 10:2]

Like they would find peeling on themselves something offensive.

[dsc]

+Mohammed Nuru, director of San Francisco’s public works department+

Mohammed. Right.

[dsc]

+Mohammed Nuru, director of San Francisco’s public works department+

Mohammed. Right.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Hit with urine, it splashes back on a person’s shoes and pants.

Hey, that just might work! Provided, of course, that the pisser is sane enough and sober enough to notice. What are the odds?

[W.]

And maybe the pisser will aim 45° to either side instead of firing straight on. Sounds like psyops propaganda warfare to me. ;)

[Dilbert San Diego]

Yep good point. So is it preferable for people who are not all there in the head, or are drunk, to go around smelling like urine????

[Dilbert San Diego]

How does Mohammed do his job in a city full of offenses to his Muslim sensibilities????

[GingisK]

And maybe the pisser will aim 45° to either side...

Let us apply for a Federal grant to determine the optimum angle of avoidance.

[RightOnTheBorder]

Didn’t I see this in a Leslie Nealson movie?

[Nervous Tick]

>> So is it preferable for people who are not all there in the head, or are drunk, to go around smelling like urine????

If you ever make it up from San Diego to visit the San FranCrisco Gay Area — I’m sure you’re aware that many of the habitual offenders already DO smell like urine.

[W.]

And lots of potable ammunition!

[Scrambler Bob]

the other waste function —

Bill Bates is converting ‘the other waste’ to water ...

with Bill and the homeless, we are SAVED!!!!

[mass55th]

They've been using this type of paint in Hamburg, Germany for several months:

German City Uses Water Repellent Paint

There's a video further down in the article.

[rightwingcrazy]

I was thinking conductive paint connected to a very large battery would be a better deterrent.

[Veto!]

This is going to work brilliantly in a city where people think nothing of zipping down their pants and peeing in the middle of the street.

Been there, saw it.

[GingisK]

And lots of potable ammunition!

Whoa there! I think you've just raised the bar on this project. This study requires representation from all of the brands from all nations.

[MasterGunner01]

San Francisco's Board of Supervisors just approved the creation of the Anti-Whiz Police. These personnel, selected for their diversity, will patrol the streets with non-CFC propellant spray cans of luminous yellow paint. When they catch a public whizzer, they paint the offender's privates with luminous paint. The paint has to wear off, so multiple whizzers will have a difficult time denying why they glow under black light. The spray job comes with a $100 whizzing citation. (satire)

[dfwgator]

Our Aim is to keep this city clean.

Your Aim will help.