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To: BenLurkin
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2 posted on 08/09/2015 7:30:57 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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To: Paine in the Neck

There! Look!

What does it say? What language is that?

Brother Maynard, you’re our scholar.

It is Aramaic!

Of course. Joseph of Arimathea!

-Of course.
-What does it say?

It reads, “Here may be found...

“...the last words of Joseph of Arimathea:

“’He who is valiant and pure of spirit...

“’...may find the Holy Grail...

“’...in the Castle of Aaargh.”’

What?

“The Castle of Aaargh.”

What is that?

He must have died while carving it.

-Come on!
-That’s what it says.

Look, if he was dying,
he wouldn’t bother to carve “Aaargh.”

-He’d just say it.
-That’s what’s carved in the rock.

-Perhaps he was dictating it.
-Shut up!

-Does it say anything else?
-No!

Just “Aaargh.”

Aaargh.

Do you suppose he meant the Camargue?

-Where’s that?
-ln France, I think.

-lsn’t there a St. Aaargh’s in Cornwall?
-No, that’s St. Ives.

St. Ives.

No, “Aaargh.” At the back of the throat.

No, in surprise and alarm!

-You mean a sort of a “Ah!”
-Yes, that’s right.

My God!

It’s the Legendary Black Beast of Aaargh!

That’s it! Run away!

We’ve lost him.

As the horrendous Black Beast
lunged forward...

...escape for Arthur
and his knights seemed hopeless.

When, suddenly, the animator
suffered a fatal heart attack.

The cartoon peril was no more.

The quest for the Holy Grail
could continue.


15 posted on 08/09/2015 7:45:57 AM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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