Top 73%?
Airborne approximately thirty minutes, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mixup one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight."
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later...
"If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available!
Images h/t to ray
Aphorisms for your weekend:
An aphorism is a terse saying, expressing a general truth, principle, or astute observation, and spoken or written in a laconic and memorable form.
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES: USE BIRTH CONTROL
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
A couple of statistical aphorisms:
- Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
- You know why a banana is like a politician?
He comes in and first he is green,
then he turns yellow
and then he becomes rotten to the core.
My latest discovery: you can have friends outside of Facebook simply by using Facebook principles:
Every day, I go down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, what I will be doing today and my plans for the future. I freely spout my political and religious thoughts without regard to theirs. I give them pictures of my family, my friends, my dog, my vacations, my gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations, and I tell them I love them.
Amazingly, it really works. I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
If Bruce Jenner goes missing, will they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half?
h/t: Henry via Leo
That look on Killary's face is all you need to know about her. How devious and evil.
OT and BTY - I recently received a FReepmail thanking me for my MONTHLY donation to FR. How about you?
