Topping our news, a sad end for celebrity muppet Kermit T. Frog, found dead in an alley. Close friend Ozzie Bear states they had been drinking heavily, Frog joking of his estranged paramour, "She tasted like chicken Marsala" before drunkenly hopping off into the night.
11 posted on 08/05/2015 1:36:21 PM PDT by tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
Miss Piggie could not reply she had a little frog in her throat.
12 posted on 08/05/2015 1:38:59 PM PDT by wordsofearnest
(Proper aim of giving is to put the recipient in a state where he no longer needs it. C.S. Lewis)
"She tasted like chicken Marsala" before drunkenly hopping off into the night.