No one wants to steal this because it has no A/C, so they can’t be cool cruisin’.
Periodically, we do have auto thefts, but for whatever reason, the thieves don’t want mine. With only four cylinders and no A/C, it’s not at risk. Still, it’s only got liability, and I would never be able to replace it. The sentimental value alone is worth a million dollars.
(The widow of our own Sionnsar brought it to me from Puget Sound, after his death.)
Well, I guess we’ll have to keep throwing stuff at the wall until something sticks and then you can fix it.
The antique thing is from an old David Brenner joke when the family tried to sell a chair for $100 and nobody called. They dropped it to $50 and nobody called. They dropped it to free to a good home and nobody called. Then they marked it “antique” and set the price at $250 and it was stolen within the hour.