[boop]

"She could have just as easily wrote “bald guy” or “blonde couple” or whatever. It’s absurd that people are offended."

One time a friend and I were dining at a nice steakhouse.

There was a long wait.

I noticed that the hostess had written "leather and vinyl" on her pad.

She was describing our jackets. Big deal.

For the record my friend was wearing the vinyl jacket.

Maybe he should sue.

[Albion Wilde]

For the record my friend was wearing the vinyl jacket.

Lord knows she should have written "pleather."