[Jim Noble]

Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down

[angcat]

MAYONAISE!

[laplata]

“Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down”

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Drill Sgt.: “You two are pulling CQ tonight”.

Me: “What is ‘CQ’ Drill Sgt.?”

Drill Sgt.: “Captain’s queers”.