Posted on 07/27/2015 11:17:17 AM PDT by Crystal Palace East
A Navy SEAL and an Army SF operator walk into a bar and take a seat next to a very attractive woman.
The SEAL gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, Telepathy? "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Navy man smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast again."
And that, my friends.......is Confidence!
XD
Love It...
And then the Green Beret whispers to the SEAL “That’s a dude”
and the seal whispers back “I know”
And the Air Force guy and the Marine said, “what’s the difference”?
While Laz, “I’d do her.... ah, him.... ah, it!”
i don’t get it.
as often as i’d like to.
“Not getting it:”
Are you referring to consenting adult sex, or the joke.
I can help with the joke part.
SEAL was saying that his new super-doo-dad watch could predict events an hour in the future, when the Dollie would her pants off, thanks to him.
:) Be Well.
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