I love roast duck.
Gonna be kinda hard to roast ‘em after they were chopped up in lawnmower blades, doncha think.....
Story reminded me of this. 
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
No sympathy here.