[DemforBush]

Basic pH knowledge is not strong with this author, it seems.

[jonascord]

It's a JOURNALIST! We should be grateful that the guy can find a bathroom in a Walmart, and not just leave puddles on the floor in the women's underwear department.

Consider that, if you read the original, the writer referred the wackos as "The two men from Oakland, California, were identified as Joseph Brian Buddenberg, 31, and Nicole Juanita Kissane, 28." I'd wager that the first version of this story asked why these people weren't being voted a medal by Congress.