[Old Sarge]

I am reminded of the scene in the movie “Jeremiah Johnson”, where he finds the old mountain man frozen in the snow, the man’s will written out on a piece of bark, willing his rifle to whoever found his remains.

[Kartographer]

I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my rifle to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be a white man. It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Sincerely, Hatchet Jack.

[packrat35]

In sound mind and two broke legs...