“Zane said he and his girlfriend walked around the back of the theater, and the coyote came around the bushes.
“It came at me, came at us, so I grabbed my shoe and I threw it at it, hit it, and it came back, came at me, so I like kicked it with my foot. And it got hold of my foot and shook me around a little bit, and it like let go and took off,” he explained.”
Shouldn’t this story start with “once upon a time”?
Naw, this kind of story starts with “There we wuz...”.