Bingo! In one swell foop I’d wind up on my butt.
But I didn’t have to be old for that. Tried learning playing guitar and would practice for hours a day and still get notes backwards. Can shoot my favorite rifle placing shots into one ragged hole at 100 yds or group my .44 magnum pistol into a fist size target at 50 yards offhand, but put me in pistol competition where I have to shoot 5 targets in a correct sequence and I get the order all screwed up and get penalized with time points.
They make left-handed guitars, you know.
it would easier than trying to learn to play with one behind your back, so there's always that...