Sharapova, I would hit. That Williams thing I would only toss a banana to.
Please understand, I would, too. One would think the shrieking continues in the boudoir, however, Adam Levine said the experience was akin to making love to a “dead frog,” and that any vocalization by him was rebuked by Miss Sugarpova-pants. That was some years ago, so maybe Russians *can* change their spots(?)
;-)