I didn’t realize “Masshole” was a thing ... although around here, we use “Yank” in a similar manner.
I always thought it was ‘Yankee’ and ‘damnyankee’... :-)
Sure you would, if you were driving on I-91 northbound for 50 miles with a Masshole license plate in front of you in the left passing lane at 55mph.
Just call us *carpetbaggers* and be done with it, K?