Michael Jackson sighted moonwalking in the clouds over Goochland County, Va.

Washington Post ^ | 6-26-2015 | Kevin Ambrose

[Citizen Zed]

Spooky! Oh wait, that's racist.

[inpajamas]

he was coming back to get married.

[shibumi]

Pederastic marriage isn’t till next month.

[rickmichaels]

...but I suppose it’s feasible that the King of Pop, with his quintessential black pants + white shirt combo is visible without much of a head or left arm.

Or a nose.

[Huskrrrr]

The Jackson family will, of course, be expecting a royalty check.

[gr8eman]

to that blond-haired kid he molested.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Anyone ever notice he has some rather disturbing sculptures on his tomb? Ummm....Just what is the little boy on the right doing? Was this a special request in Jacksons will or something?

[originalbuckeye]

Some Americans are losing their minds.

[Impy]

California has no minimum age with parental and judicial consent, I’m sure he could find a friendly judge that would let him marry an 8 year old and parents willing to sell their child.

[Impy]

California has no minimum age with parental and judicial consent, I’m sure he could find a friendly judge that would let him marry an 8 year old and parents willing to sell their child.

[21twelve]

Like that dinner scene in “The Bird Cage” with Robin Williams and Gene Hackman.

“Oh my - what interesting china.”

“What the - it looks like...”

“Oh no - they are playing leapfrog.”

[Beowulf9]

The thunder sounded like, “Billy Jean is not my love...”

[shibumi]

From the headline: GOOCHland.

Really? Goochland?
Is that someplace that bloggers with OCD live?

(Does this mean we have to ping him?)

[tumblindice]

Michael called his little friends “rubbahs” (rubbers). I ____ you not.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Unreal, like my brother once called him “The most blatant pedo in the world”. He really was, the freak just did not care. I mean the guy actually went on national TV and admitted he likes to sleep with little boys, he called it “the most loving thing in the world” and people STILL don’t believe he was a pedo. Or he calls his son “blanket” Ummm...I don’t even want to think of the visual image that creates. lol

[Feckless]

No, I’m pretty sure he’s in an especially hot part of hell...

[DannyTN]

Those clouds are way too dark to be Michael.

[Syncro]

LOL good find!

[tumblindice]

This sick stuff, multiple spouses and bestiality are coming up on their agenda.
I mean, who are we to judge if a guy wants to toss his golden retriever a bone in the park?
Man is the measure of all, right?

[WayneS]

Is his hair on fire?