Posted on 06/23/2015 1:50:08 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
Savages.
No wonder young adults can’t find work-I won’t even hire a laborer for helper work unless they can read and spell enough to string together proper sentences and know enough math to read plans-if my customers aren’t pleased, I won’t get any more referrals...
libtards are obsessed with all things perverse
If they could pull on their pee-pee all day to lead themselves around everywhere they would
Good for you. If these kids ever have their own someday maybe this will be a lesson to them.
What happens when the students discover they could have watched the porn on their own without paying $3,202?
““Wasting Time on the Internet,” a once-a-week creative writing course taught by Kenneth Goldsmith that required students to stare at a computer screen for three hours completed its first class this spring.
Goldsmith wrote last fall that students could use the three hours to watch porn, and then “use it as the basis for compelling erotica.”
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-Well, son. You’re applying for a position with our company.
-Yes sir.
-I see by your resume you graduated from the University of pennsylvania! Excellent institution. My wifes brother went there. Today he’s a lawyer. What did you study at the university?
-Well, one of my favorite courses was a creative writing course.
-Interesting. What was it called?
-Wasting time on the internet.
-Are you serious?
-Yes sir.
-Well, what did this entail?
-Watching porn on the internet for a minimum of 3 hours.
-Son, you’re applying for the wrong company. You want a job with the mcdonalds place up the street as their fries guy and maybe they’ll promote you to warming up burgers in the microwave. NEXT!
Yeah, I saw that. Very risky thing to write in a headline, in my non-legal opinion.
Lumberjack Liberache
people have been college students “kids” for as long as I can remember
He also looks like he could be Bowe Bergdahl’s uncle. That means Bowe and Pajama Boy are probably cousins.
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