“A woman climbed 75 feet up a tree in Presque Isle to try and save her cat, but then she panicked and called 911.”
At which point, the cat easily scampered down the tree, visited several local Maine banks to withdraw the entirety of the woman’s savings, and purchased a 1st class ticket to Paraguay under the assumed name of “Mr. Pilkington.”
What? You know that was that cat’s plan all along!