I self identify as British royalty

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[Nevadan]

Re: I self-identify as a handsome guy.
I’m still not getting any dates.

Well, if the self identifying as handsome isn’t working, try self identifying as rich.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

If you're with the British Royals then you must own some percentage of the land upon which New York City sits.

If I were you I'd start collecting my rents forthwith.

[Hetty_Fauxvert]

I identify as a cossetted member of Felis domesticus.

How rude of you mere humans to insist that I do menial human work. I require delicious food, infinite naptime, unstinting praise and massage, and toys.

Get to work NOW!

[USARightSide]

“So I guess that makes you TRANSatlantic - - ‘
Here’s ‘clever’ again - - -

[USARightSide]

‘________time in the woods.’
How about identifying as a Totem Pole - ???

(BTW, I’m first generation Scot - father was born in Glasgow - )

[mabarker1]

Fine

Just:

DON’T LET THE PLANE LAND!!!

[csivils]

Royalty was tempting, but I decided to self identify as a billionaire, at tax payer expense, of course.

[Nevadan]

very interesting

[fredhead]

I self identify as the reincarnation of this man...



You must now refer to me as Marshall FredHead.

[Idaho_Cowboy]

#B Actor Lives Matter!

Stopping shooting 1 a week.

[Intolerant in NJ]

Good one...