[alexander_busek]

I need some help. I’m not a fisherman. What equipment do I need to buy and what lures should I use. And can I fish from the bank? In short, what the hell do I do?

Forget lures! Try throwing sticks of dynamite into the water while standing directly on the shore - or maybe even while sitting in your parked car. Don't trouble yourself about getting a fishing license - you're a sportsman! If any nosey game warden should appear and question your activities, mouth off to him! Oh, and better get liquored up, first!

Follow my advice, and I guarantee you an unforgettable vacation experience in Oklahoma!

Regards,

[Boonie]

*ROFL*

[ForYourChildren]

“I guarantee you an unforgettable vacation experience in Oklahoma!”

LOL,

Yes, with a free visit and tour to the local jail.