[who_would_fardels_bear]

I wish I had the opportunity to be in a room filled with people like Jim.

Then just maybe I'd finally get up the courage to kill myself.

[MacMattico]

That this is posted is funny to me because I was just at the Apple Store. Well earlier. I was waiting patiently for my turn and tried one of the watches on. As a female I thought it was kind of hideous. When they called me up to address my problem with my other device(which they promptly replaced) I noticed the employee was wearing one of the watches. I asked if they liked it. And they went on and on for 15 minutes on the fitness feature. Never said they lost a pound or that it could do anything else my phone couldn’t do. I can take care of my fitness just fine. The only people I can see really liking these are the the ones that enjoy an old school watch and don’t want to constantly have their phone with them, which I need. And as for the fitness part I’d probably break mine at the gym when I got moving. I never wore a watch to work out even before iPhones.

[Stentor]

Then just maybe I'd finally get up the courage to kill myself.

Landru has noted that you are not of the body.