Well to be fair, I do know a lot of people who should never be armed with cookware.
The violence of assault casseroles cannot be tolerated any longer.
My ex once took after me with one of those little cheese slicers with the roller.
And she also had no business anywhere near cookwear. Have you ever heard a boiled egg scream?
“It made a sound that I would not want to hear twice in my life”
Yes, can we please get Cookware Control?!