The proper spelling is L’Q’andah
She better get with the program.
Urban dictionary defines the name “Laquanda” as connoting strong, sassy Black ghetto woman. Ain’t that just special? What a self-fufilling prophecy for a parent to foist on a newborn!
Quando - Latin for adverb “when?,” “at what time.” Comes down in romance languages.
LaQuanda turns out to be a good female appellation for a woman who doesn’t know when it’s time to think about and take care of her children.
La Quanda’s in a perpetual quandry.
Whom will the media blame for her problem?