Yup, later today at 2:55PM/1455 hours.
Whoa! I missed Mother’s Day by two hours and 36 minutes...
Happy Birthday, Darks, and many happy returns of the day,
not to forget all the prezzies your family will no doubt
shower upon you for being such a brilliant family member.
You’re only 28 years younger than I am! LOL! Don’t worry.
I still like you and think you’re a cool dude.