[Monkey Face]

I have a new neighbor, and he/she/it smokes, and I am all out of air freshener. Oh, how I hate smokers. No apologies to smokers...it’s filthy and disgusting and my COPD lungs don’t need anything second-hand.

[ArGee]

If you can stand it, start collecting the kittie offal and stuffing it into places that will carry the smell to your neighbor.

See what kind of conversation that starts.

[Tax-chick]

OH, dear.