I would but I’m not a good liar. First of all, my main bank account is a new type, and there is no way a check can bounce because each check has to be pre-authorized. And there are no fees or charges because it is actually a debit account. If that makes any sense.
My other “banking” account is just a debit account that receives money by email or another bank account. Not much IRS (the REAL IRS) could do with either of them. I love it because I never have to touch money unless I want cash, and then I go to an ATM.
My years of working in downtown Las Vegas taught me not to carry cash, so I don’t. I have change in a froggie bank and now, quarters in my laundry bag, neither of which would help the IRS fill its coffers.
I just think it would be hysterical to keep the person on the line who is trying to scam you out of money while you essentially beg them for help to keep you out of bankruptcy.
You don’t understand. They’re threatening to forecolse on my house. If you freeze my accounts maybe they can’t do that. I NEED you to freeze my accounts. How soon can you do that?