Are you planning to take your cat to the city clerk’s office and apply for a license? Then you can go to a church and demand that the minister perform the ceremony!
I’m considering suggesting to my mother that she marry both my brother and me. That would solve all her estate-planning issues in one swell foop.
Well, I have a dog, but the argument should hold.
There are two Episcopal churches in walking distance so I’m sure I won’t have any problem getting the ceremony performed.