The Penguin has filed a complaint against you, citing micro-aggression, specie-ism, and white privilege among other charges causing him/her/it/et al great distress and injured feelings and lowered self-esteem by assuming that the polar bear, need I remind you, a white bear, was the only one capable and wealthy enough to travel long distances at whim.
The implication that Penguin's manner of dress indicates a service employee, to wit that of a waiter, casts aspersions on his indigenous attire common primarily to the Antarctic and to his profession as a cymbalist for The Antarctic National Symphony, which in fact was touring the Arctic reaches of Canada entertaining the Harp seal population.
The complaintant requests an apology and a new set of Ziljan cymbals and some herrings or we will see you in court lady!
I’m speechless!
But who is brave enough to stand up for the rights of the herring?