[Salamander]

Yours eat stones, mine eat squeaky toys.

So far, everything has come out, in the end.

/furiously knocking wood

[Daffynition]

I am going to assume that neither of our critters will ever be exposed to tofu in their lifetimes.

[Altariel]

Wait-a-minute; here I thought yours devoured the souls of wayward travelers.

From travelers to squeaky toys.

I am disappointed.