John Hinckley Jr. wants to ‘fit in,’ applies to jobs at Subway and Starbucks

AP ^ | June 5, 2015 | AP

[PROCON]

Liberal: See, see you conservative pukes, rehabilitation works!

His musical tastes run from Elvis and Paul McCartney to Nirvana

Wow, sounds like a Playboy playmate.

Does he like long walks along the beach too?

[Red Badger]

Does he like pina coladas?.....-

[Vigilanteman]

No fast food joint, even if they hired him, could keep him for long. You can’t run a business and a circus at the same time.

[Forgotten Amendments]

It always made me proud to be an American that this loon shot the POTUS, a high ranking government official, and a couple of cops, then was taken without a scratch and received a fair trial.

Today, he’d be shot to pieces.

I miss the USA.

[JennysCool]

He’s probably shooting (pardon the expression) to replace Jared on the Subway commercials. Good way to attract the chicks.

[867V309]

Only if he signs a “non-assassination” clause for POS-TUS. Oh wait. Nevermind.

[Yossarian]

His musical tastes run from Elvis and Paul McCartney to Nirvana

Does Hinkley still have a jones for Jodie Foster movies? </sarc>

[max americana]

The a-hole should apply at the AP and the rest of the lib media outlets. Anyone who actually harmed Reagan, that enemy of liberals everywhere, should be a shoo-in for the job.

[Snickering Hound]

Put on some shorts and stare dreamily while leaning against a tree.

Chicks dig that in crazy murderers.

[VRWCarea51]

I hear the Hillary Campaign is looking for some motivated people.

[a fool in paradise]

since he was found not guilty by reason of insanity

Is he no longer insane?

If he cannot be held accountable for his actions why is he not required to have a legal guardian in his presence at all times?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Steve McCroskey: “Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?:

Jacobs: “Well, I’m two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.”

- Airplane II

[a fool in paradise]

He can become Hillary’s gun control czar.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

His therapy now shows him that it takes much more to impress her.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Maybe he can clean Foster’s pool.

[skeeter]

Hey Hinckley. I understand The president and Jody Foster are secretly corresponding.

[UCANSEE2]

"I'm cured."

[MinorityRepublican]

The USA that we were born in no longer exists today.

[PROCON]

LOL, stop, you’re killing me...

[Rastus]

Caitlyn Hitler?