[Ray76]

Fold socks? Do you iron them too? What kind of psycho talk is this?

[cuban leaf]

Frankly, once I beat my socks against the bedpost every morning they’re ready to go again, day after day...after day...

[InterceptPoint]

Fold socks? Do you iron them too? What kind of psycho talk is this?
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Indeed.

To get us back on track, I’m going to share my Secret Method for Managing My Sock Inventory (SMMMSI).

Step 1: Buy about 2 dozen pair of gym socks.
Step 2: Buy 1 dozen plain brown socks.
Step 3: Buy 1 dozen plain black socks.
Step 4: Buy 3 or 4 pair of fancy Special Occasion socks.
Step 5: Throw them all in a drawer.
Step 6: Wear them once and throw them in the dirty clothes.
Step 8: Wash the dirty socks and return to the sock drawer.
Step 9: When socks develop holes from walking around all the time in stocking feet they must be discarded.
Step 10: Periodically buy replacements for discarded socks.

WARNING: Anyone who folds their socks will be in violation of my Standard Socks Agreement.