[Our man in washington]

I think I should go into business as a counselor for the coming “transintelligence” movement:

MY PATIENT: People look at me as a smart person, but deep inside, I’m really stupid. How can I get society to accept me?

ME: Now, now. Don’t cry. You’re in touch with your true self. You really are very stupid. And deep down, the people around you know it. You need to “come out” and admit your lack of brains. People will think of you the same way they always have.

[PROCON]

as a counselor for the coming “transintelligence” movement:

Unfortunately, the movement has been upon us now for at least a generation; just now going full-bore whacko insane.