I know some of you old folks have been wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”.
Well here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper ‘em.
When old people do it, it “Depends” on who’s in the will.
Hope that was helpful.
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Just remember:
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
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You can always spot a guy who masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. One of them will have a wedding ring on it.
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I was diagnosed with anti-social behavior disorder, so I joined a support group. We never meet.
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An elderly couple gets pulled over by a cop.
The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem.
The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone.
The wife turns to her husband and asks “What’d he say?”
The husband replies “He says you were speeding!” The wife turns back to the officer and says “Oh, sorry officer.” The officer goes on; “License and registration please.” The wife again turns to her husband. “What’d he say!?”
The husband, growing irritated, says “He wants to see your LICENSE.” The wife replies, “Oh, sorry officer. Here you go.” The officer inspects her license and comments, “Ah, you’re from Brownsville. I’ll never forget that city... I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!” The wife once more turns to her right and yells “What’d he say!!?”
The husband replies “He says he knows you.”
bttt!