Nonsense???
Horoscopes are an astonishingly accurate way of predicting the behavior of people who believe in and follow horoscopes!
We Scorpios with Sagittarius rising don't believe in horoscopes.
I believe in earthquakes, though. Especially if there's money in it. (Announcer's Voice) The Drill Institute for Earthquake Prevention has been functioning successfully for a year now. Are YOU ready? Can YOU afford to lose everything you own? Send $99.99 to www.scammersRus.com and the Drill Institute for Earthquake Prevention will guarantee that your house will not fall into a lava-filled chasm OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
I'm gonna be rich.